*that ONE thing you forget when your high*

My favorite beanie, holy shit I leave it everywhere.

 

I always forget that I am high until I end up somewhere that I shouldn't really be all baked.

 

I always forget to text people back, or lose my phone.

I've found my phone in a chip bag once.

 

the one thing i always forget is where i put my lighter lol

 

When I'm high I usally forget which planet I'm on...

 

My cane. Its an Ethiopian fighting cane.
The Cane as a Weapon door Andrew Chase Cunningham in Self-Improvement

 

When im high i always forget somting but i never remeber what it was that i forgot!

 

The one thing I forget when I'm high is the clever thing I thought about. I try to explain it to everyone really blazed, then they say "what the fuck are you talking about?" and then I try to remember and we all forget.

Another thing is, when we plan on naming a piece, we always forget because the piece gets us too blazed

 

lol after cleaning my pieces i always forget to put them up..

 

Text or call back, ive putten my phone in the freezer before like wtf...I 4got the garlic bread in the oven, it burnt, i scraped the black off and still aint them

 

The remote
My phone
Headphones
To text someone back

those are the main things for me

 

haha, last night I got REALLY blazed before work and when I got there there was some supervisors and shit from the big city in to watch us so as I am doing my job paranoid as fuck I was wondering why I was paranoid as fuck because I forgot how much I smoked because I was paranoid as fuck..

wait.. i need another hit

 

I always forget to empty the pockets of my jeans when I'm getting ready to go to sleep. This doesn't sound significant until I'm wearing a different pair of pants and suddenly I can't find my phone, or wallet, or the extra $20 I know I had, or whatever.

I also invariably forget to turn off just one light in my house when I'm coming upstairs to sleep. It's always a different one, last night it was the light at the end of our driveway, but there's always one.

 

this.

multiple times i've left my phone in the fridge lol....

 

I'll put something in the toaster, and just never get it out til hours later then its cold by then! haha
or I would put a pizza in the oven, but forget to set the time so i just keep the pizza in there til its burnt to a crisp.
I also leave my skateboard alot. ive never lost it permanently though.

 

I forget shit all the time when im high. Two nights ago I was takin one hitters in my room and i set my bag(had a little less than an eighth left) on the counter in my closet where i smoke. I forgot i put it there and it was just sitting there the whole next day. So then the next night i was about to go smoke some more and i was like where the fuck is my bag? I was like holy shit, did I seriously leave that right there lol. Im very lucky my mom never saw it cuz it was sitting right out in plain sight.

 

i always leave the oven on after i remove my delicious baked goods from inside. this only started happening as smokin increased.
this is what happened chronologically

-one time left the oven on for 16 hours at 350
-THE NEXT DAY left oven on for 4-6 hours (which would have been way more but my roommate texted me and turned it off.)
-one week later, left the oven on, napped for 2 hours and melted a plate that i thought could be put in the oven..
-Now, if im hi, there is a 75% chance that the oven is on

 

I always forget what I was trying to remember, then remember what I was trying to remember but forget what I was remembering in the first section of this sentence.

 

I always forget where I put the glass poker I have for my vaporizer, I loose it all the time.