That Clerks thing really does work.....

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WhyTooJayDudly: You know, Its times like this i realize we've all been lied to by the jetsons

girl: lol why is that?

WhyTooJayDudly: according to that show we were suppose to have
flying cars by now. you see any flying cars lately? that's the problem with TV, it always lies to us

WhyTooJayDudly: All right, lets say a german scientist comes up to you and offers you the flying car. but you must give her one of your feet. you can mass produce this car and make billions of dollars. the catch is you wont have any painkillers while she does it

WhyTooJayDudly: BUT she will put you to sleep after she hacks yer foot off and give you full medical treatment. would you take this deal?

WhyTooJayDudly: serious question here >

girl: woah

girl: eric you have way to much time to think

girl: i wouldnt do it

girl: i like walking

WhyTooJayDudly: you wont need to walk, you have the FLYING car

WhyTooJayDudly: all right fine, after your foot is hacked off, she gives you a new one

girl: you cant FLY TO CLASS.

girl: well. will it be like a black foot

WhyTooJayDudly: well it can be, thats up to you

girl: why would she give me a diff. foot? why dont i just keep my own foot

WhyTooJayDudly: because she has a foot fetish

WhyTooJayDudly: now would you take it, with ALL of this great deal?

WhyTooJayDudly: ??

girl: okay so wait

girl: she'd take my foot

girl: give it back

girl: and a flying car

WhyTooJayDudly: yes

girl: IS IT GOOD FOR THE ENVIORNMENT?

WhyTooJayDudly: yes

WhyTooJayDudly: but heres the catch,

girl: another one?

WhyTooJayDudly: while your asleep she has her way with you. still on?

girl: no thanks

girl: lol

girl: if it was like

WhyTooJayDudly: hmm

girl: a hott lookin-he

girl: then maybe

WhyTooJayDudly: see? that's what's wrong with this country, . people are always only concerned with their own comfort level, not only do you ruin it for the rest of us with the flying car, but you completely blow the notion of american nobility in the process. The children of the world have no heroic figure to emulate, and you'll forever be remembered as the sad footnote in the book of life,

WhyTooJayDudly: :-D

girl: i didnt even want the car! i would rather walk! there is no pleasing you eric thats the problem

WhyTooJayDudly: hey, i calls em like i sees em

WhyTooJayDudly: so you would rather NOT make billions of dollars and end the world?

girl: what?

WhyTooJayDudly: if you accept the deal

WhyTooJayDudly: everyone is happy, you make billions of dollars, and we all live great lives

girl: fine then i'd do it

WhyTooJayDudly: ...you'd do it with a chick just for a car?

WhyTooJayDudly: i thought i knew you...

girl: YOU SAID...

girl: SDHJDKJEK

girl: ERIC!

WhyTooJayDudly:........Fuckin pervert.

girl: I HATE YOU SO MUCH