Thank You God For This Life You Have Given Me

Discussion in 'Religion, Beliefs and Spirituality' started by Atheism Cant Be Proven, Jun 18, 2013.

  1. #1 Atheism Cant Be Proven, Jun 18, 2013
        for if i was never born shit never would have been as interesting as it has been

     
  2. #2 Dhatfiyaman, Jun 18, 2013
    Thank you creator, for giving my soul a body, for without such I would be wandering realms.
     
  3. #3 TheDude90, Jun 19, 2013
    Thank your parents for fucking and not getting an abortion.
     
  4. #4 Firestorm60, Jun 19, 2013
     
    lol
     
  5. #5 RippedMonk, Jun 20, 2013
    "Sunday morning is everyday for all I care, and I'm not scared"
     
  6. #6 StuckInMyMindd, Jun 24, 2013
    Thank you lord for forgiving me for the sins that I have committed time and time again. I love you god.
     
  7. #7 RippedMonk, Jun 28, 2013
     
    It's a good thing your god reads GC forums.  :rolleyes:
     
  8. #8 cookiecrisp, Jun 29, 2013
     
    You're welcome!
     
    P.S. Not forgiven.
     
  9. #9 StuckInMyMindd, Jun 29, 2013
     
  10. #10 StuckInMyMindd, Jun 29, 2013
    Why even reply cookie?
     
  11. #11 cookiecrisp, Jun 29, 2013
     
    Why not? This is a discussion board, right?
     
    If my joke post upset you that much, why did you reply to it?
     
  12. #12 Old School Smoker, Jun 29, 2013
    Wow I get to be a part of all this. I will probably die before the age of 100. The universe has been here for millions of years. It will remain here for millions more. I got a chance to be a part of it. 1 in a million chance. Thank you, God.
     
  13. #13 cookiecrisp, Jun 29, 2013
     
    You, too, are quite welcome :love:
     
    But you should know that I only made the universe 6000 years ago :mad:
     
  14. #14 Old School Smoker, Jun 29, 2013
    Hahahaha That's funny :)
     

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