Thank You God For This Life You Have Given Me

Discussion in 'Religion, Beliefs and Spirituality' started by Atheism Cant Be Proven, Jun 18, 2013.

  1.     for if i was never born shit never would have been as interesting as it has been

  2. Thank you creator, for giving my soul a body, for without such I would be wandering realms.
  3. Thank your parents for fucking and not getting an abortion.
  5. "Sunday morning is everyday for all I care, and I'm not scared"
  6. Thank you lord for forgiving me for the sins that I have committed time and time again. I love you god.
    It's a good thing your god reads GC forums.  :rolleyes:
    You're welcome!
    P.S. Not forgiven.
  10. Why even reply cookie?
    Why not? This is a discussion board, right?
    If my joke post upset you that much, why did you reply to it?
  12. Wow I get to be a part of all this. I will probably die before the age of 100. The universe has been here for millions of years. It will remain here for millions more. I got a chance to be a part of it. 1 in a million chance. Thank you, God.
    You, too, are quite welcome :love:
    But you should know that I only made the universe 6000 years ago :mad:
  14. Hahahaha That's funny :)

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