I would like to thank whoever the author is of 50 shades of grey, because it has turned my girlfriend into a freak. In about an hour I'm picking her up, we're going out to eat, and the rest of the night is going to get dirty. She says she's starting things right with lots of oral, then wants me to pound her pussy to get it hot for the ice cubes I'm going to shove in it while I fuck her ass. Under one condition, that I pull her hair and choke her. Did I win or what?
Yeah man you won, But she's the real winner cause she's gonna be imagining she's fucking the guy from the book.
Yea your pretty lucky OP, actually your extremely lucky. Your gonna have anal sex tonite, lucky ass fucker..
Yeah I hear about these 50 shades series of books, know nothing about the plot except that EVERY fucking woman right now is going gaga loco horny for these books. I saw a listing on a yardsale page, and all these girls were talking about getting together to read the book I wonder what makes these books so different from any other erotic novel.
equally important...shit worms? urban dict. hahah 1.\t shit worm what is found in your penis after anal sex, to produce a shit worm after some hard anal ,grab base of penis and slowly ring out to the tip after banging her in her ass for a while I curled out a shit worm
I read the books. It wasnt anything new though The only thing I got from those books was adjustable nipple clamps. Some how I didnt know about them. I always wanted to try nipple clamps they just looked too gnarly. The books are basically twilight with the supernatural shit replaced with bdsm.
Yeah there wasn't really anything in them I hadn't done or at least seen done already but to most middle aged white women apparently it's super risque. I don't mind erotic novels, but I don't like poorly written crap with a controlling dick and an insecure chick as the main characters.
I second this. Why do women look up to characters like this? Do men like women who act like that? I guess I just can't relate.
Last night went off as planned, minus the anal. Had a ton of fun on our date but ended up rushing back home by 10 to tear into each other. We had pretty hot anal the other day so I guess she wasn't ready for it again, it's definitely a random "in the moment" thing for us. If she's not totally into it then it hurts her too much. I did get to stuff her pussy up with ice and fucked it till it all melted. Also tied her up for the first time and she was really into that. I love my girl.
Exactly. I mean I've never messed with all those crazy contraptions from the book. But I've seen it a million times in porn. I actually thought it was a cool book, the way twilight was cool. It would be more acceptable if an 18 year old wrote that shit. Not to mention the author completely ripped off the entire plot from Twilight. They're both very poorly written though. The sex scenes were good, but I could have read even sexier sex scenes on literotica for free!
+1 for Lit, http://storiesonline.net is pretty legit too ... Anyhow I have read 10x better erotica from average perverts than that pile of shit, I can't believe I paid money for that...that....SHIT book.
The storyline is terrible, but the sex scenes are hot. I flipped through them over the summer, I heard so many middle aged ladies in my hometown whispering about them while I was at work.