ok. this website is fucking hilarious. anyone else been to it? its similar to Fuck My Life, except better. textsfromlastnight.com here's one i found, i laughed for a good 6 minutes. (970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar. (303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.\t or this one (812): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow enjoy.
Yeah i think this has been posted before i've known about it for a while It's basically just fml.com but all about sex and relationships i like how you can search your own area code though, makes me proud