Texts From Last Night

Discussion in 'General' started by Zon_Chewi, Aug 8, 2009.

  1. ok. this website is fucking hilarious. anyone else been to it? its similar to Fuck My Life, except better.

    textsfromlastnight.com

    here's one i found, i laughed for a good 6 minutes. :p

    (970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
    (303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.\t

    or this one :D

    (812): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow

    enjoy.
     
  2. Yeah i think this has been posted before i've known about it for a while

    It's basically just fml.com but all about sex and relationships i like how you can search your own area code though, makes me proud :smoke:
     
  3. ahah that first one is epic
     

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