Food and Drug Administration (FDA) Disclosure:

The statements in this forum have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration and are generated by non-professional writers. Any products described are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

Website Disclosure:

This forum contains general information about diet, health and nutrition. The information is not advice and is not a substitute for advice from a healthcare professional.

Test help

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by ganjISgood, Nov 24, 2011.

  1. #1 ganjISgood, Nov 24, 2011
    Last edited by a moderator: Nov 24, 2011
    I need to take a drug test for any job I apply for in my town. I hav smoked daily for a year and am 220 Lbs. And I'm not in that great of shape and I know thc stays in the fat of the body. Anybody got some suggestions?

    Also If u get a MMJ card can u get a job and still smoke?
     
  2. #2 burtontoker, Nov 24, 2011
    Daily for a year.. hmm... definitely chronic use. When you stop smoking THC will remain in your fat for months, in your blood up to 90 days. Really, the only way to pass is to do cardio and burn the fat, drink lots of water, stop smoking, and well.. time. Other than that nothing will really work.

    If the test is in private in a bathroom, you can buy fake urine and will pass the urine test. Unfortunately if they do blood tests it will probably be in your system for up to three months, maybe longer.
     
  3. #3 jimbobbybob, Nov 24, 2011
    Work out a lot every day, by work out I mean cardio, and eat healthy and drink a lot of water...bout all you can do
     
  4. #4 drakeofclubs, Nov 24, 2011
    depends what kind of test it is. if it's a saliva test then all you need to do is quit for 3+ days before the test and use mouthwash.
    if it's a urine test my best advice is to drink a few detox drinks, there are a few that actually work (i don't remember the brands). drink tons of water and exercise a lot. then during the test put a little warm water in your urine, sometimes that dilutes the test. in extreme cases you can put a tiny bit of bleach in there but some tests can detect that.
    good luck dude!
     
  5. #5 smokeygenie, Nov 24, 2011
    abstinence is the only way to be 100% safe ;)
    ​
     
  6. #6 i Donk, Nov 24, 2011

    yeah

    don't have children
     
  7. #7 ganjISgood, Nov 24, 2011
    [quote name='"i Donk"']

    yeah

    don't have children[/quote]

    Dude I'm fckn 18 and in college. Y the hell would I want children!?
     

Share This Page