Terrible Event

so, me and my friends are stoners, but we were hanging with lets call him x whos is not one and its his first time, were taking hits of are friends mini bong, and we all get quite high, we decide to smoke agian later and give x a couple of very large hits, on his last huge hit, he coughs but after he coughs he VOMITS THIS PURE GREEN VOMIT, he then runs into the bathroom and proceeds to vomit all over the floor, sink, bathtub, almost everywere except the toilet. me and my friends are high so were cracking up, and x says since he vomited he will clean it up. so x gets a shit load of paper towls, and just wipes up the bath tub with them. he then decides to flush all the paper towls at once, flooding the toilet and water starts overflowing and going everywere. at this point me and two friends are just luaghing and hes going, GUYS IM HAVING A NERVOUS BREAK DOWN GUUUUUYYYYS, so we decide to have a "battle of champions" or rockpaper scissors, to decide who will help him clean up. its three way, i get rock my friend gets rock, then this kid who house it is gets paper. we say to him, you lost the battle of champions you have to fucking help x, so instead this kids jsut gets bunch of food cause hes a fatass. well x ends up cleaning it all up and the toilet is still clogged so the fatass has to tell his mom the next morning, just one terrible but funny night.