tell me, straight as the ruler, have you ever......

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Andreoli2005, Jun 24, 2008.

  1. the idea of this post is to put a phrase after the title line.

    it has to be something you've done, and i'll go first....


    ....you ever have a wet fart, and being lazy and w/o a gf, spray some axe body spray on some toilet paper and wipe using that instead of taking a shower? :smoking:


    lol.... it's true, i did

    peace
     
  2. I just walk my wet farty lazy ass to the shower.
     
  3. we have a true false thread which is basically the same idea amazing first post btw
     
  4. Aww, what the fuck? I have allergic reactions to the fragrance in deoderant related shit like that...my asshole would have inflamed, straight as the ruler, like the utter pits of hell.

    Did it feel funny?
     
  5. haha, thank you thank you.

    laying in bed, i wasn't so comfortable. i think it might have been the alcohol in the axe. lol

    i just smoked A LOT of weed and went to sleep :smoking:

    Peace
     
  6. hmmmmm. wow. yeah... wow!
     

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