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TAX LETTER TO THE IRS:

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Panhead, Apr 24, 2001.

  1. TAX LETTER TO THE IRS:

    April 24, 2001

    Internal Revenue Service
    State Processing Center
    Holtsville, NY 01150-0115

    Dear Taxmen/women:

    Enclosed is my 2001 tax return & payment. Please take note of the attached
    article from the
    February 8, 2001 USA Today newspaper which serves as my Year 2000 Tax guide.

    In the article, you will see that the Pentagon pays $171.50
    for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

    Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value
    $1029).
    This brings my total payment to $3429.00. Please note the overpayment of $22.00
    and apply it
    to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. Might I
    suggest you the send the above
    mentioned fund a 1.5 inch screw. (See attached article...HUD paid $22.00 each
    1.5 inch Phillips head screw.)

    It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to
    paying it again next year.

    Sincerely,
    Joe Taxpayer
     

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