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Target Drug Tests Before Hiring

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Brother Cannabis, Jan 12, 2014.

  1. #1 Brother Cannabis, Jan 12, 2014
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    So I'm applying to a few jobs and apparently Target drug tests before they hire? The same goes for Walmart too I believe. What is the best way to detox? :confused_2:  I've never had to prepare for a drug test before. I heard drinking lots of water helps.. Any help would be appreciated. Also... the last time I smoked was thursday night if that helps any

     
  2. #2 cothrantyson, Jan 12, 2014
    Target? I thought you sold propane and propane accessories
     
  3. #3 Brother Cannabis, Jan 12, 2014
    dammit I'm serious lol 
     
  4. #4 oldskoolgrower, Jan 12, 2014
    Synthetic urine...and in the future when you are job seeking stop smoking, most places drug test.
     
  5. #5 No Schwag, Jan 12, 2014
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    Vale, it can be bought for around 20 bucks.
     
    Edit: it gives you about a 5 hour window. Apparently for people with extra body fat, the standard vale might not work. Maybe that's a marketing scheme. They make a 3x version... I don't imagine it's healthy for you but I wonder if/how unhealthy it is. 
     
  6. #6 Brother Cannabis, Jan 12, 2014
    I'll check that out... seems less risky than trying to smuggle in fake urine
     
  7. #7 No Schwag, Jan 12, 2014
     
    The thing is, most likely they do the testing at a third party facility. This means it's not sketchy to smuggle in fake urine/someone else's. My concern would be making sure it's the right temperature ... Vale works and seems more fool proof. It's not a sure thing, because nothing is. It's not a bad bet though.
     
  8. #8 Brother Cannabis, Jan 12, 2014
    yeah I just looked it up and the reviews look pretty promising lol
     
  9. #9 Guitarguy1821, Jan 12, 2014
    Have a clean person piss for you.

    I did this when I had an out of the blue interview.

    1. Acquire piss in pill bottle the night before, OR if possible right nefore you gi in.
    2. Throw in freezor overnight(if you skipped part b of 1.)
    3. Boil water an hour or so before depending on the drive, the piss will liquify quickly.
    4. Wear a couple pair of underwear and throw it as close as you can to your gooch to keep it at body temperature(hardest part.).

    5. Quietly open into little cup.

    6. Smoke blunt on your way home.
     
  10. #10 Guitarguy1821, Jan 12, 2014
    Before you go in*
     
  11. #11 Brother Cannabis, Jan 12, 2014
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    I've come to the conclusion that I'm gonna use someone else's piss , that way I won't have to stop smoking... This guy is charging me 10 bucks and none of my friends are clean... But hey it's a worthy investment if I can keep smoking  :smoking:. Also this method seems pretty solid and won't result in a random failure lol
     
  12. #12 Guitarguy1821, Jan 13, 2014
    For sure. The fake urine sometimes has shit in it that they recognize and they'll fail you. As long as you can get the temp right, 90-101 is a good range, you'll pass. Just practice and you'll do fine.
     
  13. #13 s0mekind, Jan 14, 2014
    [quote name="Brother Cannabis" post="19328270" timestamp="1389566533"]I've come to the conclusion that I'm gonna use someone else's piss , that way I won't have to stop smoking... This guy is charging me 10 bucks and none of my friends are clean... But hey it's a worthy investment if I can keep smoking :smoking:. Also this method seems pretty solid and won't result in a random failure lol[/quote]How did it go OP?Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
     

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