talking to mom on the phone

Close your eyes and take relaxing breaths. My buddy talked to his rents on some psychs and managed to pull it off... barely

 

Turn your phone off.....

 

Man up and tell them that you're busy ripping the bong and you'll call back.

 

Your 18 so who cares.

 

I usually just try and make the conversation short tell her you gotta go but be reasonable about it.

 

Not really. We smoke too. Just dont let anybody know about it. Tell your parents and be straight up I bet they wont give a shit.

 

haha so many times has somebodys mom called while i was with friends and ppl were taking a fat rip of a bong and u could hear the bublbing

 

Just like talk. If you've ever called someone, do you ever suspect they might be high (if you don't know they're a smoker)?

I dunno, I've never had a problem with talking to my parents (I've had dinner with them high plenty of times), so YMMV.

 

Say you lost reception, call back in like 5 minutes when you collect your thoughts. Sober face

 

honestly just dont pick up at first and call back a few minutes later. This will give u time to think of excuses or make up shit, plus it will give u time to chill out. I dont recommend turning your phone off it just makes them suspicous.

 

Just because your parents don't doesn't mean his will, that's hilarious, "they won't give a shit" lmao, I BARLEY know any parents that are okay with it, and I'm from Canada so it's not even looked upon that bad. My parents see that I get good grades, have a job, and do anything a regular student would do, yet they will kick me out if I smoke in the house, and they get pissed if I even really talk about it. Your lucky that you're parents allow you to do what you want.

 

Your Buddy: Hey mom

Mom: how are you?

Your Buddy: I'm evolving

mom: what?

your buddy: ill be home for dinner

 

I talk to my parents blazed/mid-sesh all the time. All you gotta do is listen up and answer their questions. Also, know your story if you know you have to lie.

 

Well better than realizing your parents are stoners... yup my parents are high like 80% of the time they are home. My dad and I have discussed it and traded or loaned when one of us was low. My mom denies it... I'm like really? uh why does the house smell like weed when you are the only one home lmao. the funniest thing was when i started smoking and realized that we were all high

 

I dont care if he is not 18. Im just saying...

 

its just weed bro. it's not like when you're drunk and your speech is slurred. i talk to my mom high all the time it's no big deal