Talking monkey!

Last night I had a trippy dream. For the past couple of years i was working at an animal sanctuary. My specailty there was taking care of primates, monkeys. One of my monkey friends is a baboon named Spike. Spike is cool, when i worked there we'd take turns grooming each other, and if i told him"tag, you're it" he'll run away and make you chase him, and when ya finally got to him he'd turn around, chase ya down and tag ya.

Anyways, the dream.

I was at the sanctuary one day and i looked over towards Spike's cage, but he wasn't in it. The door was open and i thought, "Oh shit, he's loose, i gotta find him!"

I looked around and i saw him across the row of cages, and he saw me. He looked like he was gonna run but he didn't, at least he didn't run from mr, but ran over to me, stood up in front of me looked up and said "Hey man, wha's up dude?" n i said "Holy shit u can talk? damn that's sweet!" and i high fived him and shit, and he wassayin all kinds of crazy shizzle. I asked him if he wanted to smoke a blunt so we did. We went in back of the elephant barn and burned a big fatty, talkin shit, fuckin around, and i was askin him all the questions i thought to ask a stoned talkin monkey, stuff like "what's it like to be a monkey?" and "So you really understand everything humans say?" and he was like yeah. We got all ripped and ran around the zoo playing tag, laughing, all stoned, it was sweet. We hung out at the zoo all day and smoked all kinds of weed, and my dad showed up and my friend and we were all tokin up n just chillin. Later on that night we were there and we put some beats on and Spike grabbed a mic and started spitin mad monkey freestyle rhymes, shit like life in tha jungle-hood, and how he ended up in tha' cage on lockdown. We battled on the mic and smoked mad weed. It was a good day. I told spike that seeing as how he's a talkin monkey n shizz, he'd be guaranteed to be able to make it as a hip hop star, cause he got skills, mad mic skillz, shaolin monkey style n shit.

Then i woke up, so i don't know if he did it.

Tonight i'm gonna look for spike when i go to sleep and see if he's blowin' up the hip hop scene yet.

Peace

 

But my point is one of the species of monkey that does not have the ability to speak fluent english was talkin like a 'G and bustim mad rhymes and sayin shit like "Pass da blunt, yo!"

haha

 

nope, not this time, but once i helped a friend of mine fight off flying monkeys in a park in miami during a bad trip he had.

 

I like cats, they taste like chicken!

j/k

I worked with big cats, lions, tigers, leopards, cougars, etc. and it was then i realized just how intelligent cats are.