talking dog

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Luvdabuddah, Jun 22, 2004.

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    A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house:

    "Talking Dog For Sale."

    He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

    The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.

    "You talk?" he asks.

    "Yep," the Lab replies.

    "So, what's your story?"

    The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
    was pretty young, and I wanted to help the government; so I told the CIA
    about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to
    country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one
    figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable
    spies for eight years running. "But the jetting around really tired me
    out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I wanted to settle down. I
    signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work
    mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered
    some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married,
    had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
    the dog. "Ten dollars." The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth
    are you selling him so cheap?"

    "Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that shit."

    heheh!!! toke on :smoke:
  2. I just cant help picturing that dog in family guy the cartoon. ... Talking dogs are funny. :)

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