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Taking weed through an airport?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by NickMonster, Jun 21, 2013.

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  1. #1 NickMonster, Jun 21, 2013
    Okay Im going to be leaving Los Angeles airport (LAX) soon, with a Connecting flight in George Bush Airport (IAH) and on to home. Im plan on taking 1.5 ounces with me onto the plane. How am I going to hide it? Prisoner style. Im gonna put it up my butt. Do you think that's gonna work? Can i request a pat down instead of a screening at any airport? Tell me what you guys think about this and any experience you guys have with taking weed into an airport/plane :hippie:

     
  2. #2 Bronx Finest, Jun 21, 2013
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    I see you like to live like Larry, but it's just a run for your luck. To be honest I wouldn't even try TSA is no joke my friend who's dad worked for TSA said they have people who monitor the airport (via cameras) looking for people who look nervous and they pull them out. And that shit will reek unless you don't clean your ass. Most of them are trained in that shit and they can tell if a person if nervous from the Littlest actions. Just because they're old or not hip doesn't mean their stupid.

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  3. #3 jiafu, Jun 21, 2013
    Not worth a felony.
     
    And you're taking an ounce and a half... good luck with that bro.
     
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  4. #4 bpc1331, Jun 21, 2013
    Just don't do it, just buy some when you get there, it'll save a lot of time, out of jail
     
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  5. #5 OntheDopethrone, Jun 21, 2013
    I have an even better idea: don't.
     
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  6. #6 moabfighter, Jun 21, 2013
    That's alot to sit on man.... If you can act calm, I think you'll be good. But don't listen to me. I've never flown before or anything so I have no idea how airport security is.
    I think you'd be better off turning that 1.5 ounces into hash oil and sitting on that. Same equivalent of 1.5 ounces, just very very concentrated and much smaller mass.
     
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  7. #7 SiriusWolff, Jun 21, 2013
    Haha an ounce in your ass? how desperate are you?
     
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  8. #8 simplyleafy, Jun 21, 2013
    I've been through the airport, traveled from Hawaii to Ohio.  When I arrived a found a fat joint in my pocket that I forgot about.  I never meant to bring it but was glad to find it when I arrived! :bongin:
     
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  9. #9 leodicapario, Jun 21, 2013
    good luck fitting that up ur ass.. i mean its gonna feel like u got dee bow'd prisoner style... but hey if u can walk straight with that much up there kudos...
     
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  10. #10 leodicapario, Jun 21, 2013
    desperation is a stinky cologne
     
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  11. #11 Treepuffer313, Jun 21, 2013
    Just take a smaller amount !!! Put it in coffee bean container!
     
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  12. #12 WhoDis, Jun 21, 2013
    Ummm, this HAS to be troll?
     
    A lot of dirty porn stars couldn't pull of that kinda keaster move, so you have either lived a life of aggressive anal sex... Or have never seen an ounce of weed...
     
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  13. #13 lucygoose, Jun 21, 2013
    seems like a solid plan, you should totally do it
     
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  14. #14 SortaStoner, Jun 21, 2013
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    SELL THAT SHIT AND BUY SOME GREEN WHRN YOU GET WHERE EVER YOUR GOING. Lol I don't think you understand what airport security is like. Basically everything metal leaves your possession and goes in a box including your phone. They put that through a X-ray. Then if your good on that you get another detector put on you then you go through a X-ray scanner yourself and when they see a big bag of bud in your ass you sir are fucked


    Edit: oh and if you don't want to pull that big ounce of bud out of your ass they will gladly do it for you
     
  15. #15 CaptainKronik, Jun 21, 2013
    Exactly what i was thinking...
     
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  16. #16 SamTaylor1973, Jun 21, 2013
    thats going to be some shit weed
     
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  17. #17 squidrick420, Jun 21, 2013
    Are you gonna smuggle a bong in your ass too? If you can fit an ounce of weed up there might as well bring the ole bong too right?
     
    Have fun in prison! But hey... at least you will have some previous experience in ass smuggling. That will come in handy when your locked up.
     
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  18. #18 Kluu, Jun 22, 2013
    Takin an ounce in the ass ahahahahaha

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  19. #19 onkruid, Jun 22, 2013
    "HOLY CRAP"...You can stick a 1.5 oz bag of weed up your butt, dude I'm not sure of your hobbies but I'd get new ones.  Your being stupid this is a bad idea.  Wait till your there then ask a friend.  Just my humble advice. I have gone thru the airport with weed but it was well before 9/11 I wouldn't even bring a seed with me now a days just so you know not many people keep there cool under stress...like um bringing drugs on a plane
     
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  20. #20 Michael, Jun 23, 2013
    Agreed do it op

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