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takin a dump

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by youngchode, May 18, 2010.

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  1. #21 verbae, May 18, 2010
    it's best to do a few jumping jacks/lunges and then a ballerina twirl before and after, for optimal results. :)
     
  2. #22 Blunt Visions, May 18, 2010
    I don't think so. I'd be so high I'd forget that I needed to take a dump and when I leave my asshole feels soggy.
     
  3. #23 DevouringLady, May 18, 2010

    lollll....really though?
     
  4. #24 Wildman850, May 18, 2010
    yes really!:smoking:
     
  5. #25 bak42nds, May 18, 2010
    i think it's one of the weirder things to do when high, when i took a shit, i could feel all the muscles in my stomach contracting forcing out that shit....i mean it felt better then a normal shit, but weird...it's like brushing your teeth with the opposite hand weird....
     
  6. #26 Roostah, May 18, 2010
    Have you ever had Chitpotle? Or a shitton of Taco Bell at one time? Yeah, there would be your exception. :p
     
  7. #27 dreams3232, May 18, 2010
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    true dat
     
  8. #28 karmatix, May 18, 2010
    Taking a shit high is only improved upon when you manage to do a perfect dump, wherin you go to wie your asshole afterwards only to discover it LEFT THE MOTHFUCKIN' SIDES CLEAN! It's like a dream come true for me.
     
  9. #29 Big_Jay, May 18, 2010
    heres how to make the most outta ya dump. its called baking the shit :p

    Get really fucking high and wait till ya need a dump. then, hold it in for a while, letting it "bake".

    then to the point where ya have to go again, it feels even more amazing ;)

    try it. bake that bad boy
     
  10. #30 ChillinJah, May 18, 2010
    To shit while you are high is one of the best/weird experiences I ever had lol. I even can`t describe that in words. Everyone should try this especially if you like takin a dump sobber.
     
  11. #31 StrongSide, May 18, 2010
    lol'd.
     
  12. #32 slocal, May 18, 2010
    Gotta be careful with that one. You could end up with an impaction and have to have an enema or even worse, a doctor sticking his finger up your okole to manually break up the plug.
     
  13. #33 Big_Jay, May 18, 2010
    :O dont hold it in that long lol just a few more minutes or so lol

    cheers for that tho :D
     
  14. #34 Mango733, May 18, 2010
    Hell yeah.. I like you man.


    And to answer your question, yes.
     
  15. #35 That Stoner Kid, May 18, 2010
    Shit, I think it was 2 or 3 420s ago, I was still in my early days of smoking, and I just got home from smoking a shit load of weed with my friends and took the greatest shit of my life, every part of my body felt like it was melting and tingling, I've never had such and amazing shit since.
     
  16. #36 youngchode, May 18, 2010
    corn poop, gotta love it.
     
  17. #37 lk250f, May 18, 2010

    I always get the feeling that you're peeing where you shouldnt. Like you will be peeing in the toilet but i think im like peeing on the ground or something. Not sure how to explain it, its weird though.
     
  18. #38 CapNToke, May 19, 2010
    LMFAO, I wanna do this now xD
     
  19. #39 zxzDarkCloudzxz, May 19, 2010
    yah, i was going to tella joke about the poop i just took, but it was wayy corny
     
  20. #40 crawford, May 19, 2010

    That's crazy dude, feels like 999 chicks touching your dick :D
     
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