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Takes your bets... will I pass my drug test?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by piff69, Apr 13, 2010.

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  1. #1 piff69, Apr 13, 2010
    I have a urine screening tommorow at 4 pm..

    last time i smoked pot was last sunday.

    Ive been smoking around .3 about 4 out of 7 days a week of some dank nugs for about 2 months. More or less.

    When I take the test, it will be 9 days since puffing. I'm drinking a detox drink prior to this just to be better safe than sorry.

    I been sweating a bit and drinking a lot of water... I'm 160 Lbs, pretty muscular but average fat... im 5 foot 9 with 20% BMI



    so the question is.... will i pass or fail? vote please...
     
  2. #2 esauftw, Apr 13, 2010
    I wouldn't risk only 9 days. You never know though.
     
  3. #3 nfs924, Apr 13, 2010
    No one knows for sure...

    From my experience, that's a little too close for comfort. Hopefully that detox drink will work.
     
  4. #4 piff69, Apr 13, 2010
    ohhhhhh shit i hope karma is on my side for the one.................... send me good vibes people
     
  5. #5 RasPlasch, Apr 13, 2010
    I think if you drink the detox you will be fine.

    Thats what I think.


    *proceeds to send good vibes your way*

    Feel 'em?
     
  6. #6 MindVoyage, Apr 13, 2010
    nah i feel them.

    resend with the right ip address this time :cool:
     
  7. #7 Nag Hamadi, Apr 13, 2010
    My vote is with no, but nobody knows. You realize now that you have to post the results before you go to jail, right?
     
  8. #8 full melt, Apr 13, 2010
    I will bet a +rep that you will pass the test. Keep me updated.
     
  9. #9 Kazaya, Apr 13, 2010
    It might be a bitch answer but i think you really do have a 50 50 chance. Do all the little shit like drink lots of water in addition to the detox beverage, and piss the middle of your stream into the cup. Don't give them your first piss of the day, etc.

    Also, make sure not to smoke for a couple days after the test so you don't get a dilute test and have to go back in. Good luck man, sendin ya good vibes :wave:
     
  10. #10 Damar, Apr 13, 2010
    I've drank "The Liquid Stuff" twice, worked both times. Just read the directions on your detox drink, they're all the same. And if they're not, you want the 16oz bottle that has 1000mg of taurine (same shit as red bull except massive quantities) and a whole bunch of "natural herbs." It says you have a 5 hour window of clean piss. So, 2.5 hours before you gotta piss into the cup, buy:

    1.5 liter bottle of water
    carton of orange juice
    some lemons

    You can piss clean just by chugging tons of water - the trick is to make your piss look like normal piss (slightly yellow) when it really is just water. Either way, that gram of taurine you're going to drink makes you piss every 5 minutes of less. I was pissing and chugging watered down orange juice with some extra lemon juice squeezed in (I heard the citrus helped). It wasn't until I got nervous about the actual test that I was able to hold it in. Either way, detox drink works. If they really want to catch you, like if you're going into the military, they keep you under watch for 24 hours and then make you piss.
     
  11. #11 Drivenone, Apr 13, 2010
    Many times I run across these threads and there's no update, or the update comes 120 days later.

    Good Luck!
     
  12. #12 Bonkers420, Apr 13, 2010
    You have a good chance, feel confident.
     
  13. #13 MindVoyage, Apr 13, 2010
    omfg i kno rite

    wuz up wit diS????
     
  14. #14 junkyarddog, Apr 13, 2010
    call me crazy but i think you're gonna pass
     
  15. #15 DeLaUltraBlaze, Apr 13, 2010
    I think you'll be able to get it with a detox drink man, good vibes to you.
     
  16. #16 Haleiwa, Apr 13, 2010
    Only nine days? Ouch... You might be fine with the detox drink though, who's to say. Good luck bruddah
     
  17. #17 junkyarddog, Apr 13, 2010
    btw... dont eat anything
     
  18. #18 piff69, Apr 13, 2010
    Ill try my hardest to update.. lol.

    but yeah test is at 4 pm.... i recieved the vibes and thank for them haha...

    make or break right now... fuck. i think ill be good. my cousin who is skinnier than me tho passed a court drugtest 3 days after smoking... random info but there might be some relation...
     
  19. #19 Nag Hamadi, Apr 13, 2010
    A bit off topic here, but I've been expecting a drug test from this outpatient treatment place I have to go to (from my DUI) for about 2 months now and I still haven't gotten one. I just got back from my appointment. My probation meeting tomorrow might be a different story though. I've been on probation since December 14th and still haven't been given a drug test.
     
  20. #20 piff69, Apr 14, 2010
    took the test... results in 24 hours :/.. basically if i dont update, you know im in jail hahahahaha
     
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