Taco Bell sabotage

Discussion in 'General' started by That Toker, Aug 28, 2012.

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  1. #1 That Toker, Aug 28, 2012
    So last night..around 2-3 am me and a my buddies wen't to Taco Bell about 20 mins away. We get our food and all get large drinks because we knew it was going to BURNNN (Hot as in temperature wise). So we drive all the way back to our town and are low on gas so we chill in a big town parking lot to eat. We get all our shit out and start to chow down and realize...

    1) No fucking straws (didn't want to go no lid cuz its a brand new STI)

    2) Loaded our food with Queso sauce (hot as fuck)

    3) Look in the bag and no napkins only about 25 packs of Super red hot sauce

    So the next night..we lit that taco bell on fire :hello::D:hello:

    but seriously what the fuck watch out for Taco bell man:smoke:
     
  2. #2 Niveuspuer, Aug 28, 2012
    I'd say I'm sorry to hear it, but I can really only feel so much sympathy for anyone who would willingly consume anything purchased at a Taco Bell.
     
  3. #3 Sploojum, Aug 28, 2012
    Like when you stop with your friend on a road trip at a McDonalds and you get back on the interstate only to realize they forgot your straws and gave you the wrong dipping sauce.

    Those bastards.
     
  4. #4 ghostonvacation, Aug 28, 2012
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgQzZbNxZZ0&feature=related]Burn This Mother Down - YouTube[/ame]
     
  5. #5 Rainy Daze, Aug 28, 2012
    haha good shit right there^
     
  6. #6 OscarZetaAcosta, Aug 28, 2012
    Do they still put dog in their food?

    I always wonder this.:cool:
     
  7. #7 Deleted member 42976, Aug 28, 2012
    If they do put dog in it that's some tasty dog
     
  8. #8 OscarZetaAcosta, Aug 28, 2012
    Not when you're on the otherside of the counter makin' the food...Shit will make you never go back.:cool:
     
  9. #9 nekron99, Aug 28, 2012
    yeah when i wroked there we used to load up tacoe's with the hottest meat and then fuck them, like slide our dicks in an dout of the hot hot thot tacoe meat, and then when the skin was all burned off we 'd leve the pices of charred dongskin i n the tacoes and serve them to the cutostmermers for them to eat the human dongflesh.

    now I just shove the stirring machien for the blizzards up my ass at DQ and make ass blizzards
     
  10. #10 GreenRangerFOH, Aug 28, 2012

    What?
     
  11. #11 Sploojum, Aug 28, 2012

    Win.
    Win.
    Win.
     
  12. #12 TinTizzy, Aug 28, 2012
    Sounds like a good experience to me since you actually got sauce
     
  13. #13 The Crunge, Aug 28, 2012
    Wait, an STI? So you got like Herpes or somethin'?
     
  14. #14 That Toker, Aug 28, 2012
    Subaru STI, as in the greatest car to be in blazed....
     
  15. #15 The Crunge, Aug 28, 2012
    [quote name='"that toker"']Subaru STI, as in the greatest car to be in blazed....[/quote]

    Dude I want an '04 STI so fuckin' bad.
     
  16. #16 That Toker, Aug 28, 2012
    lol Im probably going to go the Evo route
     
  17. #17 NYZSourDee, Aug 28, 2012
    my pussy gets wet when i hear that boxer engine rumble. Hear them cumming from a mile away
     
  18. #18 ZeroFallen, Aug 28, 2012
    fuck taco hell one time I ordered that shit at work and they gave me tacos with everything i didnt want on it... i was so red i put it in a cup and set it on my station with the intention of smearing it all over theyre building but someone stumbled across it and all i hear yelled across the warehouse

    "TYLEEEEEER, Whys there a taco in this cup"
     
  19. #19 NYZSourDee, Aug 28, 2012
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  20. #20 That Toker, Aug 28, 2012
    Haha not sure yet but I am getting an Evo turbo for the STI
     
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