Let me preface this story by saying that I just moved up to Iva, South Carolina on the 5th. I did not bring any bud up with me because I wanted to take a break anyways, but as of a ~week ago I was getting sick of having no bud, no connects, and no one to smoke with. Well, today I finally made some progress in reversing my marijuana-related luck... Before my Math class today, I overheard two dudes talking behind me along the way. Something like... "Hey, what you been up to?." "Just chillin'." "Where you been livin'." "I had an apartment at Clemson last semester with a couple roommates." "How was that?" "Just got fucked up everyday." "Yeah, I hear that, man." "Later." I then realize that the dude that gets fucked up sits right next to me in class. So, I figure he's gotta smoke marijuana... I mean, hello this is Collegiate America here, lol. So, I know I gotta just gotta get over the complete randomness of it and ask him if he can hook me up. We took a test today, so I waited for him to finish and turn it in... I then turned mine in and followed him out. When I caught up to him, he was on the phone... and guess what I distinctly overhear... "Smokin'? I want to but I don't got any money, could you pitch in some, dude?" Yes! Not only were my suspicions right... but this gives me the most perfect proposition ever to break the ice. I go to catch up to him when he hangs up, but he immediately starts making another call while walking toward the parking lot. So, at this point I kinda feel like I'm stalking him... he's asking for directions to somewhere. He finally hangs up as we're almost to the lot. So, I finally speak up... "Hey, dude." He stops, turns and smiles... "Sup?" "Hey, sorry to stalk you like this, but I couldn't help but overhear what you were saying on the phone." He knew what I heard and just gave out a smile that said a thousand words. You'll get what I mean... "So, I've got a proposition for you. If you're short on cash, I'd gladly pitch in for your and my share if I could tag along." "What are you up to now?" "I'm free, I'm done with classes for the day." "Wanna go for a ride? I've got a little weed in the car, so we can smoke on the way." Great Success!!! "I'm down. All I've got is a $20 on me though." "That's cool. I'll give you a $10 for the $20 and we can both get 10 sacs." "Sweet." I mean, how cool are stoners? I just meet this dude and he offers me a ride to where the bud's at. What other group of people are so open and giving like that? I mentioned how I was real nervous about approaching a basically random person like this, he said that'd he'd be too nervous to try that either... yet when approached in this situation, he immediately invites me along and gives a helping hand. I just thought it was real cool of him. We get in his car, he pulls out a little sac of regs (I guess they're mids to him, but it was super hard/compressed) and asks me to break it up. He then pulls out a medium-sized spoon and we run through the 2/3 of a bowl's worth... three hits each, plenty to get my high since I got zero tolerance right now. We proceed to take a drive to the straight BOONIES (but, hey that's SC.) The conversation stays interesting... the most interesting part would have to be his name... He's like, "What's your name again?" "Justin. Did you say your name was Jay or Jake?" "Jake... Jake-a-dank." "Haha, good one." "Yeah, people don't believe... it's actually pronounced a-don." *Confused*... "So, your last name is actually spelled a-d-a-n-k?" "Yeah, I'll show you my ID if you want." "I'm not calling you out on it; but, yes, I would love to see that, haha." He pulls out his ID and sure enough, there it is... Jake Adank. I couldn't believe my eyes. "Look what day I was born on." I look down and see 4-21. "Holy shit, you were born to smoke. I can't believe this... a dude I know that smokes every day's name is Jake Adank and was born on 4-21, haha." We finally get to our destination, he goes in and picks up our bud. He comes out with two sacks and tells me to take my pic. Very cool. But I say, "Hey, your car, your hookup, your decision." He immediately pulls back the larger-looking bag... but who wouldn't? Haha. He's like, I'm high enough already but if you want to pack another bowl, go ahead. I decide to just save the rest for a fat-ass blunt tonight. We had to head straight back to school so he can get to his class. He says he's got the hookup on Dro (that's what they call dank up here, how generic,) so I get his number before we get back... we have two classes together, also. So, I've got one indirect-connect and possibly a smokin' buddy. A good day, to me. So, anyway... I'm just sharing my joy of finally scoring bud in this bore of a State. Gonna roll a fatty tonight. Something you appreciate so much more when you didn't have the opprotunity to do so just 12 hours ago. Peace... and lend a helping hand when you can. -Justin
That's realy awesome dude.....I wish I could get hooked up with a real chill smokin buddy...and yea man most stoners who really love the herb are chill about it and nice and open. Have fun man..enjoy life and keep on smokin
haha, 4-21. just like a stoner, always late. hahaha. badass story. +rep so are you a gamecock or what?
No, I go to Tri-County Technical College... it's literally right down the street from Clemson, where I would like to transfer. But if you're talking about sports, I'm a Florida State Football fan since I just moved up here from Florida so liking a Gamecock team would outta the question.