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Synthetic urine...monkey dong v urinator?

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by Dudemanhippie, May 9, 2012.

  1. #1 Dudemanhippie, May 9, 2012
    I have to take a test that could be suprivised or not there by weekly tests n the past two tests I have gotten my thc level dwn to next to nothing so my counselor says. Now my problem is I've run out of the clean human urine source that I had so now I'm forced to scramble the reason for the scramble is I was able to add my prescription medication to the clean human urine and had no problem! Now everything I'm reading says that won't work with synthetic urine?? Any experiences? Also I'm thinking of getting the apparatus the monkey dong or the urinator in case now that I am supposedly clean they might start with escorted urines not sure...but better prepared then not right...
    Any help greatly appreciated
    Thank you!
     
  2. #2 Dudemanhippie, May 9, 2012
  3. #3 Gotalighter?, Sep 18, 2012

    The fuck?
     
  4. #4 pingingpong, Sep 18, 2012
  5. #5 Javarius Reptar, Sep 18, 2012
    i dont know what the fuck is going on
     
  6. #6 justcruzin, Apr 30, 2013
    Sure does sound like an ad.

    Get your facts straight. Dr John's is a concentrated liquid that is good for 13 months, until you add water (it's not dry).

    Dr. Johns has been on the market 15 years with no recalls or known problems, and monkey has been what 6 months or a year. and temperature is critical..... that is why the urinator is electronically controlled temperature regulated.... Everything else on the market uses organic heat pads, you can't even compare the two.... except for the fact that the urinator is made for normal employment testing. It is not made for people on probation or parole or where they watch you. Most jobs do not watch !

    The price of monkey should be half (or less)---- it is not thermostatically controlled. no electronics, Just organic heat pads that you can buy at walmart. You get what you pay for.

    Monkey is relatively new on the market and to attempt to compare to something that has been the gold standard for 15 years is not too bright.

    This is not an ad...... Just the facts !
     
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  7. #7 Wiggibow, Apr 30, 2013
    stupid..; like seriously why is it so hard to quit smoking for a month to get clean, get your life shit taken care of, THEN enjoy smoking in peace, and without worrying about finding someone's clean piss for a test or something equally as ridiculous?
     
  8. #8 goodgirl13, Apr 30, 2013
    I am a 15 yr user of THE URINATOR.... and can speak on the subject. Their Dr. John's synthetic has NEVER failed me and they have never had a recall to "REFORMULATE"....and we all know companies only do that after they have had failures....and Dr' John's has never been reformulated. I am also a woman and have never needed it for "Supervised" screenings....as I also do not need a messed up penis to give my sample. If your tests are "UNSUPERVISED" YOU DON'T EITHER.
    mY ADVICE....STICK WITH THE BEST ....THE URINATOR!!!
     
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  9. #9 shreddingfrog, May 1, 2013
    God damn the only thing this thread needs now is for billy mays to crawl out of his fucking grave and post another synthetic urine ad. Just quit for a month, it ain't an unmentionable people
     
  10. #10 goodgirl13, May 1, 2013
    No ads here....just know what I have used and what works....sorry you had to quit for a month...but that's your choice. Do what makes you happy, but it seems you aren't very happy.;)
     
  11. #11 shreddingfrog, May 2, 2013
    No ads, yet you have four posts and three are about the urinator. And if you would rather smoke a little more weed and waste money on a bullshit product then that is fine by me, to each his own.
     
  12. #12 Proud American, May 2, 2013
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