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Synthetic Urine for hospital employeement

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Voodoo88, May 2, 2012.

  1. #1 Voodoo88, May 2, 2012
    Hello,

    I have a possible paid internship opportunity at a hospital in Boston comming up soon.
    I have a few questions,

    1) Does anyone know if pre-employment test for a hospital is conducted on site or at a lab? and what is the difference?

    2) If i have to take the test, I would use quickfix 5.7 and am wondering if I will pass?

    I live in MA and from what I have read, MA does not test generally test for uric acid and looks like I will be able to pass using quickfix.

    I am mainly worried that my urine test will be conducted at the hospital and that they will check for synthetic urine.

    Thank you in Advance,
     
  2. #2 nascarfan, May 2, 2012
    Wouldn't it be easier to just quit for a while?
     
  3. #3 Voodoo88, May 2, 2012
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    Yes, I already have quit but I ask in case request for testing happens before THC metabolites are gone from my system.

    Edit: And also just would like to know generally since it is very likely that I will be working in a hospital after graduation and I have a surprise feeling I will be subjected to random drug tests in which case, quickfix would be my option.
     
  4. #4 Foglers, May 2, 2012
    I work at a hospital and they do all their testing there. Most likely it's the same for every hospital
     
  5. #5 Voodoo88, May 2, 2012

    Know if synthetic urine will pass the test? or do they check for uric acid? My hospital is in MA if that matters.
     
  6. #6 hotdog585, May 2, 2012

    Sounds pretty legit to me. Let us know how the job is :smoke:
     
  7. #7 Foglers, May 2, 2012
    [quote name='"Voodoo88"']

    Know if synthetic urine will pass the test? or do they check for uric acid? My hospital is in MA if that matters.[/quote]

    Im not really sure to be honest. I didn't smoke when I got hired so it wasn't a problem then, but when I got a random drug test things got bad haha.

    I just used someone elses piss instead of synthetic. Had them pee in a condom then tied it up and hid it in my waistband. I was able to keep it up to temp too
     
  8. #8 swaqqer, May 2, 2012
    just get someone else's urine and get hand warmers haha
     
  9. #9 TinTizzy, May 2, 2012
    Yea just get some clean pee in a large medicine bottle and some tighty whiteys and you're good to go
     

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