Last night my old neighborhood buddy hit me up (we grew up together but we go to different colleges so we never see each other) at 1:00 am. He always hits me up so late man, it's really annoying because i'm usually sleeping by then. Even on the weekends, i'm not a hardcore partier like i used to be. But since we hadn't seen each other i figured i'd see what he wanted. I texted back like 3 mins after he texted me, then like 15 mins go by, as i'm trying to stay awake waiting. and he finally texts me back saying he didn't have is phone, but to come to this guys house for a huge kegger. So i got up, got dressed, and headed over. I get there, and there's a fight outside about someone sleeping with the guys girlfriend, and i see a kid over on the porch with his face in his hands. It seemed kinda sketchy, but i went inside and there was all of my old friends from highschool! That was probably the best part of the night, just seeing all of my old friends, we all talked for awhile about bullshit. "how've you been man!!??" "Yeah man, not too much!" " Ohhh so you make tables and shit?" "yeah man, just school and hanging out." "Great to see you guys!" But when i walked up to my friend, he acted all shitty and ignored me. A few mins later after i had gotten a beer and said hi to my friends in the kitchen, he gets up, tells me "hey man, i think me and some of the guys are gonna head out. It was nice seeing you man! Get extra drunk for me because i'm sober!." He then yelled to his friends and then they all left. (wtf man, you wake me up at 1:00 am, have me drive to this sketchy party, and then leave right when i get here?) Come on man. (sorry i haven't gotten to the bud part yet) Anyway, so right after that, everyone starts clearing out because the keg ran out. A little bit of time goes by, and people start leaving out the door. Im pissed off thinking, "why the fuck am i here, and not sleeping?" As i'm looking around the room, i'm listening to the conversations, it's just a bore to me. Nothing interesting or of any significance, something about how that guy who was fighting earlier slipped, fell, and hit his head on the ice . some girl is playing that new song "Trouble, Trouble, Trouble" off of her phone. A couple is taking, he pinches her ass as she gets up xD , and she runs into the kitchen. It's just not my crowd, i may have a lot of "old friends" that i always say hi to, and kind of chat with. But i like to have long in-depth conversations about things that interest me, and believe me, these people have nothing interesting to talk about, aside from their bullshit about The guy: "hey suck me off in front of everyone for 20 bucks Hannah!" The girl: "noooooooo ewww, shut uuuupp Ryan!" Another guy: "shit i'll throw down 5." The girl: "you're just mad because i won't suck on your penis!" Yet another guy: "i've got 3.50 if you want to go upstairs." The girl: "hahah stoppppppppp guyyyyyss " Meanwhile her girlfriends are all sitting there next to her with their faces glued to their phones with this serious/angry look on their faces. Me: Then i see these two chicks take out a bag of bud and get up from the couch. That's my que! I kinda just walked back there and acted like i didn't know what was going on and i just went back there and sat with them. It was us three, a guy passed out in a chair, and then after i walked in, another guy walks in (looks sketchy as fuck, never seen the guy in my life/Wigger) So we get to talking with these girls, and one's talking about how she hasn't had dick in like a year and a half. (yeah they're those kinda girls, but what did you expect?) So time passes as their rolling up, and she goes on and on about how she wanted the dick so bad, and has been on this birth control that is this little plastic T thing and she said she pulled it out of her on her own after looking it up on google So a little bit into the story about how she's (squatting over the sink, saying "she's a down ass bitch" and pulling this thing out of her, then proceeding to show us all a picture of it.) (the T thing, not her spaghetti pussy) This guy sitting near me takes out a joint and starts smoking it, after he's taken like 4 or 5 hits, the guy passes it to me and says "yah, hit this shit." (keep in mind, i smoke pot all the time so i have no sense of smell) So i asked, what is this man? His reply: "dank as fuck bro" (little did he know, i'd been conned into smoking that nasty shit before, and this kid said the exact same shit! (like pretending it was dank bud) I fucking despise that fake shit, and it really pisses me off when people try to con me into smoking it. It's like this sketchy ass shit where they're like "yeah man it's dank" but it's actually that fake shit, i'm thinking like "do you really want me to smoke your fake shit that bad? You're going to try and trick me into smoking it man? Really?" Why not just tell me it's fake shit in the first place. Are you honestly that ashamed of smoking it? You should be. You guys know that smell, a sweet chemical smell. Gives me a headache man. I honestly wish you guys could've seen this kid, dumb fuck man. Ahah, he dropped 3 bucks and i went and got two sausage burritos at mcdonalds on the way home. Thanks bro! That's my story guys. I have shitty friends who wake me up, invite me to sketchy parties only to be left with kids trying to manipulate me into smoking this chemically created funk. Thanks for the shitty night.