one time, I (a senior in highschool) decided to light up my bowl in school, underneath the stairs while everyone was in class. The plan was to open up the door outside and exhale the smoke to minimize smell, clean the bowl in the bathroom, then crotch it and get back to class after taking proper stealth proceedures. It would've worked out fine, except for a few problems: 1. The wind blew the smoke back into the building as the door was open, causing the busiest 1/4th of the school to reek of ganja for the next 15 minutes 2. I didn't finish in time, and when the bell rang i was only halfway to the bathroom and had to clean the bowl in the stall by knocking the burnt shit into the toilet. 3. While doing this, i dropped the bowl on the floor, causing it to shatter and go everywhere while about 5 other people in the bathroom heard/smelled it. 4. While I was picking up the pieces, I managed to cut my thumb and start bleeding o.0 So now, as i stood here about a broken bowl and the sight of my own blood floating in the toilet water, all I could think was "OH GOD I'M FUCKED" Followed by "AND THAT WAS A NICE FUCKING BOWL TOO" Somehow, i managed to gather up all the pieces, toss them in the trash, bandage the small cut with paper towels, and get to my next class late and smelling of mari j with bloodshot eyes. (ok so maybe i forgot to bring cologne and eyedrops...) Somehow I managed to get through school, and was pointed out by about half of the students i walked past i'm fucking lucky i didn't get caught and don't plan on doing that again so 1-10, with 1 being very safe and 10 blazing in front of a dunkin doughnuts, how stupid was this plot?
SWIM is stupid. No I don't mean you, the entire "Someone who isn't me" is stupid. you don't have to do that here. In fact, we'd rather you didn't. You aren't fooling anyone.
Smoking inside of the school? Then dropping the bowl? I'd give it a 9 haha. He shoulda just left the shattered bowl there.
You should have just smoked out of foil for this instance. I know its not healthy, but it wouldn't of killed you and you could have just tossed the whole thing out. So yeah, pretty dumb.
Nah i'd just use an apple pipe, it's disposable and won't give you cancer. and thank god we don't need any swim here
First of all, why would you smoke IN school? At least go to the smoker's pit and do that... I had a friend who smoked in the school bathroom and he instantly got caught by the vice-principal who was patrolling the halls.
I love how you say SWIM, but you narrate the story with 'I' mentioned all over. So you smoked in school, fucked up, but didn't get caught. Well that was dumb, but lucky...?
Yeah i realized i didn't have to say swim the whole time so i went back and changed it. and yes, i got lucky
smoked a joint in a starcase once during school. i just ate the roach. went back to class and everythins straight.
Omg i hope thats in the wrong order... or does your pipe usually taste like crotch One more reason not to smoke other people's pipes
I've fuckin smoked in the main building bathrooms of my old school. Which is part of the reason it's my OLD school...
WTF? If MJ is running your life like that then it's not healthy, you have a problem. Grow up and partake responsibily. You should be able to enjoy it at your leisure and not be paranoiod about getting caught. Besides smoking while trying to learn is not a good idea either.
Chill. And yea that was pretty fucking stupid man haha. The riskiest place I have ever blazed was in my work, in the upstairs back room. No one ever goes up there, and while it was risky it was one of the chillest sessions I've ever had.