Suspended From School Stories?

Confession Time:
 
2nd grade- i bet a kids ass on the bus cause he said my skin looked like melted poop ( im black)
3rd grade- I pushed my best friend trying to get to the lunch line first, he bumped a special ed kid and we both got in trouble
4th grade- Pushed the same kid into a fat chick, she hit the corner of a desk and bruised her leg
5th grade- stole a kids yugioh cards and tried to sell them back at a profit haha
6-8th grade- got in 3 or 4 fights over a girlfriend of mine. dumb kid shit
8th grade- a girl sent me naked pics and i showed a few kids at school, got a 10 day suspension and was 6th months probation
 
by highschool i had learned not to be a dimp shit and never did anything worthy of repremand besides tarties.
 
i feel like im forgetting some. my 2-8th grade self liked to start shit.

 

You guys have some good storys keep them comeing

 

I can only imagine their reactions when they walk into school and they see a fucking bull that shit is crazy

 

In 7th grade a week before school was out me and my best friend were in Pe so we show off and shit and he got in a fight that year so I decided to get in one too. This kid called me fag so I went over to him decked him straight in the face. Bam! blood all over. He pulled my hair and pulled me to the ground. And I was on top of him. His friends tried to pull me off of him and than one of my other friends tackles all 3 of them and so I just go to work on this bitch. Punched him at least 20 times in the face. I got pulled off by other people and he was getting up. While he was getting up he was bended over and I kick him in the stomach he falls on his head. He gets up and there is blood all over me and him. He goes in to the locker room where the teacher went. The teacher comes out sends me to the office. I go in to the schools cop office and he asks me a bunch of questions. Next thing I know I'm in handcuffs. He waited till everyone was in the hall and he took me out in handcuffs. Baddest motherfucker in 7th grade hahah everyone was staring as 2 cops and the security guard escorted me out. I got charged with assault 4 and had to pay like 97$. He ended up with a concussion, a broken nose, 2 black eyes, and a busted lip. I never saw him after but people told me what he looked like. I know I broke his nose on that first punch though because it was gushing blood instantly. I stayed in juvy for 5-6 hours.


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Most of these stories are insanely stupid and douchey. I am questioning the intelligence and moral character of all blades who posted stories in this thread.

 

kicking someone when they're down is by far the most pussy thing you could ever do, you're a badass for going to juvy for less than a day though 👍


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Took a couple corn dogs and removed the weiners. I put the weiners up against the lights. Well... they cooked and the entire school smelled like hot dogs. They were up there for about a good week or so until somebody noticed a pool of grease was forming from them. Still laugh my ass of from that to this day.

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Yup... Dumbasses wanna sell and abuse that shit... They fuck over the ones who actually should be allowed to have it at school. I still carry it on me in my rain cover

Oh here's the rain cover.

 

So in gym class that day it was swimming at the pool and I slept in for there at 1040 and our class was done at 11 and we were supposed to be done at 12 so 2 Other friends and I went to this friends house and took rocker bong tokes for 2 straight hours then went back to school. There was a school wide field trip kinda thing where students were allowed to leave school to attend a hockey game so at last period I went to my friends class and got him then we went to leave school, as we opened the doors to leave the vice principle asked us where we were going we said 'going to the hockey game' and he said ' Ok, come here for a sec' so he brought us into the office and into his office and then closed the door. And we looked at each other and knew we were Fucked. We got suspended for 1 week out of school when we didn't smoke during school time or at school which is bs. Because other students/friends have been caught toking on a sidewalk right beside school and all they got was a warning!

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Suspended for smoking bud in front of the school

 

I've only been suspended twice in my life. Both times in high school which is surprising considering I was a total shit disturber in elementary.
 
First time was in grade 10 for 1-2 days can't quite remember because I was caught in the smoking pit too many times(had to be gr. 11 or 12 to be there at my school).
 
Second time was in grade 11 for 2 weeks because I was stupid. Smoked up at school and got caught... Didn't even bother to leave the property >.>

 

5th grade: I was promoting a fight that was going to happen and I was selling tickets for it. I sold tickets for like 2 bucks and i made some of them VIP lol. some kid got jealous i was making some money so he told on me. Suspended for 3 days. 9th grade: First week of school. I got caught dealing on school property and got suspended for 2 weeks. Cops weren't called because my religion teacher had "sympathy" for me so he convinced the principle.

 

jeeeez way too damn many in 6th-8th grade man...dealing was rampant with a highschool down the block, so some of it spilled over into the middle school and the consequences for low level dealing was slap-on-the-hand compared otherwise. fighting, ditchin, etc. you know...the usual. once high school came around i got moved around and things got a little easier derp.

 

I got in a fight cuz I took a friends pop tart and he realized it he put me in a headlock but it was in front of a camera and we were unreasonably baked. Next hour I punched him a few times in the hall and we got suspended. He gave me a ride home and we smoked fat hahahaha 2. There was a badass senior that nobody liked cuz he's a fag. He thought he was so cool cuz he would skip in the lunch line and bitch at others for doing the same (badass right) so I skipped him he asked what the fuck I was doing and I told him exactly what you are. He threw my water (you dont throw my water, ever....) then i asked hime to grab it. He yelled at me to move I didn't. (He was part of a group of fags called lb squared) And then he pushed me and I said "I'm not lb scared of you so if you wanna fight throw up the dukes pussy" he didn't and he pushed me when I walked away. I walked up, dumped apple sauce and shit all over his lunch. He got the principal involved cuz he's a bitch and I told the principal what happened, he made faggot boy grab my water and say sorry haha I wasn't really suspended just allowed "to have the rest of the day off" And finally last year I got caught with maximum .2 in a friends car with a pipe that was 3 weeks old on the dot ^^ and I got expelled.

 

At the end of the year my entire eighth grade class took a train to Washington DC to learn about the country. One of our stops was the Pentagon. My friend was carrying a knife and was going to throw it away. Me being the idiot I was back then decided that a 10$ knife was worth keeping so I took it and planned to hide it in a bush on the way there after we got off the subway. Little did I know the subway goes RIGHT INTO pentagon security, so now I'm going through with a knife in my pocket. I immediately panicked as I was a kid and there were scary looking security with assault rifles. I first put the knife on the floor in the middle of the security line, but I was urged by a parent chaperone to just give it to a teacher and say it was an accident. I then got taken to a special room where I had to explain my not very believable story and sign a release paper on the knife. The only funny part is that the last guy to bring illegal stuff into the pentagon apparently tried to bring in multiple firearms and knifes, or so the paper said. Anyways the Pentagon was cool with it the only trouble came from my bitch teacher who got me suspended for like two weeks because they acted like I had brought a knife into a classroom. I didn't get to go to middle school graduation which actually really bummed me out and also didn't get to say goodbye to a lot of friends that went to other high schools.Long story short, brought knife to Pentagon, got suspended.

 

School cop smelled weed when he walked by my car. Searched it. Found weed. Suspended for 5 days. Keeping it simple explanation wise for all you fucks with a short attention span Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum

 

Back in 04 before I started smoking I took a stupid bet that I wouldn't try to pull an old pervert teachers toupee off. Well I did it, got arrested for it, community service, they tried giving me iss the rest of the school year but I got sent to dtoc. It was stupid but I don't feel bad for embarrassing him like that because, well, he would stare down shirts so Fuck the old bastard.


...to be 14 again...