Sure signs you may be a Redneck. 1: You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't. 2: Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns. 3: You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen. 4: You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born. 5: You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately. 6: You've ever given rat traps as gifts. 7: You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table. 8: You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys. 9: You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap. 10: Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell." 11: People hear your car a long time before they see it. 12: You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup. 13: You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature. 14: MOTEL 6 turns OFF the lights when they see you coming. 15: You've ever had to scratch your sisters name out of a message that begins, "For a good time call...." 16: You bought a VCR because wrestling is on while your at work. 17: Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas dinner. 18: Your spouse has a beer belly and you find it attractive. 19: You've ever been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. 20: You consider a six-pack and a bug zapper to be quality entertainment.