Sure signs you may be a Redneck.

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Panhead, Apr 18, 2001.

  1. Sure signs you may be a Redneck.

    1: You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
    2: Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
    3: You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
    4: You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
    5: You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
    6: You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
    7: You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
    8: You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
    9: You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
    10: Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
    11: People hear your car a long time before they see it.
    12: You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
    13: You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
    14: MOTEL 6 turns OFF the lights when they see you coming.
    15: You've ever had to scratch your sisters name out of a message that begins,
    "For a good time call...."
    16: You bought a VCR because wrestling is on while your at work.
    17: Your father executes the "pull my finger" trick during Christmas
    18: Your spouse has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
    19: You've ever been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
    20: You consider a six-pack and a bug zapper to be quality entertainment.

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