We all know this is gonna be gay "butt" fuck it... During the summer, me and my friend smoked 3 bowls and we're watching the 40-year-old virgin. I'm like "Damn, we need some pussy" (We're not virgins, well I don't know about him). And he's like "Hell yeah..." and looks at me for 10 seconds and finally say "You wanna do something about". Since I maintain a heterosexual mentality when I'm high, I excitedly agreed thinking he's talking about calling some broads to come over or go to a highly populated area with b****es. This dude unzips his pants, takes off his shirt, and says "I'ma teach you something today." I scream WTF, punch him in the face, and take cover behind the opposite couch peeking over it to make sure he doesn't run after me. He looks at me like I'm a dumbass and tells me he called two girls he met off of twitter to stop by and smoke. So I'm like Ok and continue watching the movie. 2 hours go by.... I asked him "where the girls at?" and he says "what girls?" Then he remembers and calls them back. Turns out he was supposed to pick them up... Sorry for the long story, just bored as f*** thinking about weed, post ur stories
With a lisp .. Like , thuper duperrrrr and drag it out, then add 'as the dickins' to the end Thuper duper ath the dickensssssssss
Some dude whipped his dick out in front of me and this chick while me and her were talking, and i was on unmentionable. I pushed him into a beer pong table n left
[quote name='"Imlokkingdown"'] Ima do that "RIPE" now Get It? cuz I don't... I was thinking of melons...[/quote] .......
*deep redneck voice* Yer got a purty mouth. Is your name Russell? [ame]http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C5A0Eecnhfs[/ame]
Not necessarily gay but it has that awkward feeling once someone realizes what's going on. When you're with a couple of buddies, in a room which happens to be one of your buddies and you're all sitting on this massive king size mattress then the retard of the group has to say, "YO this is so gay there are 5 dudes sitting on one bed" when we're all either on the sides or edges just to have a somewhat comfortable seat while playing xbox.
naw cuz sometimes the dude does accomplish some unbelievable shit so I just went with it, and besides the only thing that was on my mind was pussy, but yeah I should have thought about.