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super derpy high moments

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by frankenfish, Aug 17, 2012.

  1. #1 frankenfish, Aug 17, 2012
    just now i was out in the kitchen making food. in the fridge we had one of those big poland spring things that has the pull nozzle and holds like 3 gallons. so i grab my cup and start filling up the cup and as it starts to fill up i try to one hand close it because ive got a plate of food in the other but theres nothing to grip and its light enough that just pushing it moves it around all over the place. so my cup is basically overflowing, theres nothing within reach to put there instead to catch the water, and nowhere to put the cup in the fridge itself. so i just say fuck it, run back across the kitchen to the counter throw my shit down and grab a bowl that was there to catch the water. that at this point is just spewing onto the floor inside the fridge. it was a small bowl and it also starts to overflow so i just grabbed the whole thing of water and threw it into the sink. holy fucking shitballs that was stressful.

    anyone else get into crazy shit like that when they're high?
     
  2. #2 Tokeup2day, Aug 17, 2012
    Why didn't you just turn off the nozzle thing?
     
  3. #3 HighxLife, Aug 17, 2012
    dam that sounded intense did you make it out ok mate?
     
  4. #4 frankenfish, Aug 17, 2012
    because i had a plate in one hand and the cup filling with water in the other, i managed to open it with 1 finger but i hadnt thought that i wouldnt be able to close it as easily.


    and ya after mopping up the floor it was all good. lol
     
  5. #5 Tokeup2day, Aug 17, 2012
    [quote name='"frankenfish"']
    because i had a plate in one hand and the cup filling with water in the other, i managed to open it with 1 finger but i hadnt thought that i wouldnt be able to close it as easily.

    and ya after mopping up the floor it was all good. lol[/quote]

    But why didn't you close it after you put the plate down?
     
  6. #6 frankenfish, Aug 17, 2012
    ......i'm not sure. rofl. in my panic i just thought grabbing the whole thing and putting it in the sink to deal with was the prudent move. hahahaha
     
  7. #7 Xitl, Aug 17, 2012
    [quote name='"Tokeup2day"']

    But why didn't you close it after you put the plate down?[/quote]

    This^
     
  8. #8 Tokeup2day, Aug 17, 2012
    [quote name='"frankenfish"']
    ......i'm not sure. rofl. in my panic i just thought grabbing the whole thing and putting it in the sink to deal with was the prudent move. hahahaha[/quote]

    Hahaha yeah shit happens
     
  9. #9 frankenfish, Aug 17, 2012
    i should mention i had just smoked a full bong bowl prior to all this xD
     
  10. #10 littlejord, Aug 17, 2012
    One time I went to make a bagel and I pulled the bagels outta the freezer, pushed down the toaster and put the bagels back in the freezer, sat there patiently and about 10 minutes later after waiting the empty toaster pops up and I'm just sitting there hungry and stoned like are u shitting me right now??

    Lol such a Derp high moment
     
  11. #11 2e3t4y5u, Aug 17, 2012
    Putting the cereal back in the fridge and the milk in the cereal cabinet. coming back to get more and almost started crying because we didnt have any more cereal i thot. idk why i didnt realize like 1. wheres the box and 2. the milk was in the cabinet. but oh well like 2 min later i totally forgot and just got a bagel haha.

    derpinn
     
  12. #12 wuidd420, Aug 17, 2012
    One time my brother put the milk in the freezer. Lol
     

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