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Sundays Stoners Sermon...Come as you are.

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by HellsHippie, Sep 9, 2012.

  1. #1 HellsHippie, Sep 9, 2012
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    Hello welcome to Sundays Stoner Sermons!

    Be nice to shed a little truth on whether jesus is coming back or not.

    Anything i say is backed by a good 99% facts im pretty sure.

    That being said.I hate to break this to ya,But jesus has already came back..Someone shot him..He stayed strong though cause jesus be hard like that.But he later died of cancer...

    This person ofcourse was Bob Marley(aka-jesus)...The bible clearly speaks of this great man coming back...

    in Matthew 24:30-31 it reads...

    30. And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

    31. And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

    I will break this down for you in todays sermon

    JESUS Equals Bob Marley

    In verse 30 of Matthew 24 half way in it reads "then shall all the tribes" Meaning people of african decent...But what are these people doing?..Mourning.
    Jamaica was truly africans who where in mourn from black oppression in those days.Its says also in that verse that they will see "the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory" Wich duuuhh!!..Thats bob marley and raggae music!

    In verse 31 of matthew 24 it speaks of Bobs band and the gathering of the elect..I believe today people.If you listnin to bob marley and it can change your life or touch your heart ..then are you not saved?....
    We can listen to what bob left behind to us and free our minds in a world of love,In wich we can feel a true sense of heaven.

    So crank your bob marley hard today cause i say to you my people!!

    WE ARE SAVED! AMEN!!

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdB-8eLEW8g[/ame]
     
  2. #2 Nikki Banks, Sep 9, 2012
    whatever you blazed on today

    lemme grab some ;)
     
  3. #3 Jokoman, Sep 9, 2012
    you're crazy
     
  4. #4 PositiveAttitudeMachine, Sep 9, 2012
    Marley would be a radical God, I'm in.

    Is he going to save us from 2012? Why/why not? I hope it is with reefers
     
  5. #5 HellsHippie, Sep 9, 2012
    lol i bet some people read this and take it seriously...Its just a good thought is all..Be nice to have another bob marley around
     
  6. #6 swimswimswim, Sep 9, 2012
    Hahaha howdy hellshippie good to see ya. it is a wishful thought i suppose, someone ought to raise another to fill marleys stead.
     
  7. #7 Deleted member 553110, Sep 9, 2012
    did you ever do that hitch hike deal? or was that someone else?
     
  8. #8 Bobbytornado, Sep 9, 2012
    [quote name='"yodaweed"']did you ever do that hitch hike deal? or was that someone else?[/quote]

    Yeah..did you??
     
  9. #9 PositiveAttitudeMachine, Sep 9, 2012

    There is another Marley around, Snoop Lion maaaann:rolleyes:
     
  10. #10 rallyboosted, Sep 9, 2012
    Ill be damned if you conjured that up sober.
     
  11. #11 Batmanchu, Sep 9, 2012

    He didn't. He made a whole topic about it a few days ago.
     
  12. #12 Led Zepp, Sep 9, 2012
    You didn't hear? Snoop Lion is the reincarnation of Bob Marley.. So that means that Snoop is Jesus now.. He is also of african decent so this all makes sense.. Why didnt I think of this before :bongin:

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  13. #13 Batmanchu, Sep 9, 2012

    I honestly hope everything but the doob isn't photoshop, because that photo is literally magnificent.
     
  14. #14 EnjoiKush, Sep 9, 2012
    Thank god this is a joke. lmao
     
  15. #15 Led Zepp, Sep 9, 2012
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    I believe the face and the doobie are photoshopped but the legit picture is a man and a lion.. Which would literally have me shitting bricks cuz that 1 ton kitty wouldn't want to be cuddling....:eek:


    Edit :

    after a google search I found the original and the story behind it

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    and the link to the article

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1161393/Who-dares-swims-Man-takes-dip-giant-lioness.html

    and another picture of it for people who think it may be fake can be found at this link

    http://thecount.com/2009/03/12/man-makes-love-to-lioness/
     
  16. #16 Batmanchu, Sep 9, 2012

    Hey, people have domestically raised big cats.


    It's not a good idea, though.
     

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