Sudden realizations about yourself

The south park picture with hippies just defintely made my day.

 

I was kickin it in my room with my best friend, and we had just baked for an hour and a half.
I was real far out of my mind.
And he looks at me and starts talking about these girls he's been fuckin with, and I was like, "Am I gay?"
Mainly because the chicks he was talking about were ugly as shit, but everybody else thought they were beautiful.
So I kissed him, realized I wasn't gay, and lost a friend.
Great night.

 

Cousin: Damn, (my name), your turning into a pothead.
Me: What are you talking about? I'm not a pothead, I just like to smoke.
Cousin: How many blunts have you smoked in the past week?
Me: Idk, shut up and pass the blunt. (Internal voice Damn, I am a pothead.
(I've been smoking for six years now, idk why the HELL we were having this conversation)

 

Damn you must of been baked as fuck! lmfao!

 

woah thats sum weird shit man

 

i was talking with my friend who was just getting into smoking and he was like wow i'm smoking with a legit pothead, i gave him a weird look and said i'm no pothead. He's like dude u have come to tennis practice high every day this week........and your still captain wtf?. then he's like ur the michael phelps of tennis. and i was like shit i think i am =]. it was an awesome convo

 

so it was a couple years back during my junior year of high school and i got into an in depth convorsation about wee with my current english teacher, it went on for about 15 mins before we were both kind of like "uh oh I said too much" but it was hilarious. he never bothered me about wearing aviators in class again( my eyes get "low" when im blazed)

 

Last semester, i got to my Spanish class absolutely faded, i was like 20 minutes late lol. But the teacher doesnt really care, the whole class was in groups working on a group presentation thing. So i get to my group, and right as i sit down this skanky chick (shes still pretty hot though, lol) goes "you look fucking blazed Kevin" And after she said this there was a couple moments of pure silence in the whole classroom, everybody in my group (like 4 other people) along with the rest of the class hear what this girl said and started glaring at me. Then i said, "So?" And the whole class loled (not sure bout the teacher ) and i ended up getting a new smoking buddy, Jack, (he was in my group) turned out he was baked too, and im actually picking him up in 25 minutes to go for a cruise!

 

You should try kissing another dude. Sounds like if you had to ask yourself, and kiss your buddy to find out, there may be something there..

 

I lol'd, thats too funny. Tennis high is the fucking best!