Disclaimer: I know fighting is pointless, but when someone hits you when you're not looking at them or talking to them and think they're badass shit gets real. Back ground: Rolled my ankle saturday while partying drinking because i cannot smoke due to job drug tests. Super bowl came around, had a handle of crown between 3, got pretty hammered than i recieved a phone call. I got some Alchohol from my friend for my nieghbor to play beer pong with him. Everythings going good, kid shows up and is acting gay as fuck. He was Talking mad shit and I'm already hella smashed. So i put on my shoes, walk outside and tell my nieghbor im out.. As i was walking it was very dark out so i tripped on his basketball hoop that was laying down. I rolled my ankle again.... While i was inspecting how big my ankle was, i got punched to the right eye. I put my guard up but it didn't do so well because kid was basically sober and i was wasted. I ate 3 more punches before his other friend came up and yelled lets go and they took off in their car. I know where they go to school at (local community college) and shit doesn't settle well with me or my bros. Two hours of cruising around looking for them to be ducked out in a nieghborhood, we called it a night. I woke up looked in the mirrior and sure enough a black eye. When My ankle heals the kid is getting way worse than a Black eye, because when you sucker punch someone like that, you get what you deserve, an ass kicking. I'll make him come to my house or next party he goes to ill show up and tear him up. Visual Image of next fight: 6'6, 215 havn't lost one fight sober *Knock on wood* Him: 6'0 200 *a lot of fat, he definitly put his weight into the punch*
I wasn't the one talking shit. He entered the room and just ran his mouth and all i said was "I'm too fucked up I'll see you in the morning".. And yes i did consistently spell ankle wrong. Honest Mistake.
Wait... so he wasn't even drunk and he picked a fight with you for no reason? He does deserve an ass kicking if that's how it went down. Sounds like he and his friends are badasses for sucker punching someone when you are wasted.
Yea he showed up, drank maybe two beers and kept saying " You're a bitch" i don't even know the kid, and than he started talking about my mom which is when i insisted we fought when im sober.
if i was in your place if he said one word about my mom i would have fucked him up. i dont fight unless someone starts it or if its for family.
Haha. Like the plan of inviting him to a "party" and then wooping his ass. Nice one, Op. A couple of my friends did this once to a guy we all hated. They pretty much invited the dude over, played pong for a while, and when they said the code phrase "Stoag Break", they proceeded to go in the back for a stoag and woop his ass.
No doubt bro but it was my friends house. I was beyond drunk.. He's extremly lucky my bro's wern't there. When they heard what happened it took them no longer than 2 minutes before they were there looking for the kid and his groupie friend.
Do this. Go home. Get hammered, smoke a blunt. Detox. Move on with life. If he thinks your a pussy then so be it. He'll get his soon. All but a matter of time.