Ate 6 grams of potent mushrooms at a crowded party after a hard breakup with the ex there and I was the only tripping.
the list goes on and on but the dumbest would definatly be 1. driving around throwing water balloons at kids with my friends in my car 2 days after i got my liscence. got away with it the first day and then we couldnt resist doing it again the next day in Broad daylight so we got caught of course. luckily didnt get arrested just a speeding ticket and littering tickey. 2. splitting a HANDLE of vodka with 3 other friends and getting alcohol posioning when i was 15 3. smoking weed in front of a federal building and getting arrested. seemed like a good spot just like any other parking lot. until 3 cops roll up. i ask hem how did they even know i was here the pig tells me you picked a bad spot this a federal building hteres cameras everywhere LOL.
actually probably the dumbest thing ive ever done was after a party me and my drunkass friends realize its garbage night and get the brilliant idea to drive around, grab the garbage cans, speed up to like 70 mph and then let the garbage go flying. we even fucked up like 5 mailboxes throwing garbage cans into them. idk how i didnt die or get arrested we were HAMMERED.
I tried peeing out a car window while going 80 down a freeway, the wind sprayed the piss back into my friends mouth and covered everyone and everything in the car and the car swerved and we almost hit a concrete overpass
On a particular evening a few years back, a perfect storm was created in which I was a member of a group of people who had consumed copious amounts of alcohol in several bars in a downtown area which is patrolled heavily by the authorities. Poor conversation filtering on the part of one of my acquaintances provoked me and, feeling that I may lose my cool, I decided to remove myself the scene. My female companion came after me and accused me of being irrational, which was the proverbial back-breaking straw. We got into a loud discussion that appeared to the police to be the makings of a fight. In moments, we were swarmed by bicycle cops. Both myself and my female companion were isolated and they proceeded to almost interrogate us in the middle of downtown. Te officer who had chosen me as his mark decided to lecture me on the proper and ethical treatment of women. I nodded politely and feigned interest. I don't remember some of the finer details, but I was informed by woman with whom I had been arguing that the officer's tone had changed and I asked him, calmly, "Dude, what's with the attitude?" The next thing I know, I'm being escorted in handcuffs through crowded downtown to the lower level of a parking garage and being placed in the back of a squad car. I wasn't arrested, only taken to detox, but it was an experience that I would prefer to avoid in the future. I was told by a bartender buddy who got me out that the cop who had taken me in was notorious throughout the downtown bar scene for picking fights with drunks. So I guess the stupid aspect of the story is that I drank too much and failed to maintain my cool?
One epic night of fail and regret Ever hear of Thoes parties where it gets outta control cops show up hookers strippers unmentionables house robbed of all alcohol, everything broken Yeah that happened with me and 6 other people including myself We head to the graveyard and they started pushing over graves I DID NOTHING JUST FILMED THEM DOING IT even that I really regret, then my buddy put a guitar through a church window (*****note**** a month after this weekend we all had near death experiences and weird shit happened all during the same week) Called hundreds of strippers an hookers, pizza, repair men, Chinese takeout to this kids house Holes in walls broken glasses shit was crazy, door off fridge and microwave But hey we were invited over for "rukus Thursday" you can't invite people over for a rukus and not have one We didn't actually "use" the hookers but the stripper was mad chillin she didn't even make us pay just chilled drank and smoked with us then stripped and left Then finally the cops showed up and Basically kicked in his door told us to keep quite and left With the door just hanging there I regret everything we did to this poor kid 100% Besides taking 15, 40s of burbon and rum ...Sorry Skatt
Broke into a swimming pool drunk as fuck one night with a few friends. Cops showed up and I split, wearing nothing but underwear. I proceeded to escape the police dripping wet nearly in the nude in the middle of a busy downtown area. There is a thread around here somewhere that goes into way more detail. The first part of this story is stupid shit, the rest is awesomeness. Again drunk as a skunk, I stole a cops hat. He wasn't as impressed as I was, but thoroughly more in shape. Got a drunk in public ticket outta the deal and no hat. Anyways I don't pay the ticket unannounced to me that that turns into a felony when you skip your court date or some shit. Fast forward 8 months. I'm cruizing down the street after Canada beat Russia in the 2010 olympic hockey with my boys leaning out the windows and shouting things at people on the streets. (We came from the pub, little buzzed haha) When behind me the party lights flash and I get pulled over. I wasn't drunk, but I definitely wouldn't have been below .08 so I started freaking out. The cop rocks up to the window and says "Sir, you have a warrant out for your arrest. Please step out of the vehicle." I shat bricks. They take me to the back of the car search and cuff me all while not saying a word to my friends who I presume are shitting themselves as much as I am. Long story short they brought me into the back of the car, informed me that my friends were pretty big jackasses and thats really the only reason they pulled me over. To which I replied "Yeah! You should fuck with them!" Another patrol car rocks up and all 4 police officers have a chat behind my car before going to question my friends. Turns out when my friends asked what was going on they explained I was a prime suspect in a murder case and they spent 20 minutes sitting in the back of my car thinking i'm a murderer. Haha the look on their faces when I jumped back in that car. I'm pretty sure I have tons more floating around up there. I'll post em up as they come to me.
I once took drugs and drank a 1 Liter bottle of yummy(bleh) ABC clear rum In less than an hour before going to the club with my ex and some of her friends that I never liked and they never liked me.. Shit escalated at club and I ended upp gettin kicked out, being furiously intoxicated and mad and wrecking her Jeep, while not driving it into a telephone pole guide wire, Cutting the cherokee's hood all the way to the windsheild...Almost completely fucking ruining the jeep. Had to get a lawyer and shit...Thank God No one was hurt except for my ass that was kicked by the ex And her jeep, but that got fixed haha oh and the bank account .....But being that stupid it serves me right. She kicked my ass, I woulda too, I almost killed us..Shoulda had more repercussion, I got lucky... Oh or the time I was really drunk+ and tried to shoot a spider on a tile floor/ step with a BB gun...and it ricocheted and shattered a HUGE sliding glass door....That was pretty stupid too. ---stupidest shit drunk or high thread
Worst smoking mistake: Dipping after smoking a blunt. Messed up my stomach and I was throwing up at a park with little kids around, it wasnt fun. But in general, the stupidest thing Ive done is have all my friends pack into my car and speed around town smokin on everything we could get from any dealers. We passed so many cops but we just were lucky that night, cuz around here the cops are dicks. They catch you and itll fuck up your life.
The most stupid thing I have ever done was 2 months ago.... Story: I havent smoke chron in like 3 days(which is a big break for me) And I bought a .5 off a buddy cause thats all he had left to pickup and I happened to have $5, anyway so I took some poppers, then went into tims to get a coffee, then my high kicked in hardcore, I came out of tims and there was a car the same as my friends, and I sat in the back seat(there were 2 people in it)... And I laughed soo hard and got out instantly!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH
stole 500 bucks cash from this place. we got in the office, found a key, took the key and then came back later until we could steal something worth it. got away with it... also shoplifting from walmart. i used to walk out of walmart with a deli sandwich in a bag i went and put it in. it was some stupid shit. got caught, so i don't shoplift anymore. i ended up getting a loooot of shit though.
when i was 13 my friends and i would take hood ornaments off cars. it was like a game. the better the car, the more points that ornament was worth. i did a lot more bad illegal shit that would make you all think i was a piece of shit. but that was then and i have changed now..
I backed my truck up into a rather large pole and shattered my back window. I was kinda drunk. Not my finest hour. 0/10
I stole a safe from my Neighbours house with 2000 dollars in it and a Rolex. I still have 11 hundred. And the rolex. I'm feeling guilty cause I bought 2 ounces with it do far and some random sht.