ok i just got off house arrest right so i decided to get hella lit. so we buy a 30 sack and i got a pack of blunt wraps in my pocket. so im hella lit and everythings going fine and we decide to goto the football game, let you know im HELLA high. so when we go in the dude hands me like 3 roaches that were mine cuz there was hella cops there right. so then when im walking this dude goes hey let me see whats in your pocket. makes this BIG ass scene and a security guard comes i start to smash and he stops me. this other dude is now all mad and starts crying about what happened and so im being hella respectful cuz im not trying to get locked up again. so after a long ass time i guess now i cant ever go on campass again lolol and i then got released after all this bs while this other dude is prolly getting locked up for some stupid ass shit that was his fault. should i feal guilty? i dont think so, what would you do if this happened to you? like half of my high is goine but im still HELLLLLLLA lit.
and i was acting all calm right to think i didnt do it. and the security guard says to the cop "it looks like this one is intoxicated right now" and the cop shines the light at my eye and im like "sir its because i wear contatcs" and i touched my eye and he was like oh. fucking barely got by but i wouldnt have gotten in that much trouble anyways plus i already smoked up all the weed
The only thing that comes to mind when I read this post is the South Park episode where Cartman can't stop saying hella. So now, in my mind, hotbox sounds like Cartman.
Hmm, found it impossible to follow the story. There's a HELLA of a lot of English butcherization in this post.