ah..last night was a haze but I remember doing some stupid shit haha. re reading my texts I now know I told the girl that I like how I feel about her. not the stupidest thing but still. what's the dumbest thing you have done when drunk?
Drove. Nothing happened, but I've lost a few friends to drinking and driving so I feel guilty about it.
I could write a book. When I was married I pissed in the bedroom closet once, thinking it was the bathroom. I went 135 mph on my motorcycle, drunk out of my mind, at night no less. Before the NAZI DWI laws, we drove around drunk all the time. Once I was coming back from a club with a buddy and I started nodding off at the wheel. I don't know if he was sleeping or not but when my head snapped up I was going right through a closed gas station about 2 feet from the pumps, lol. So I swung back out into the road and didn't miss a beat. That could have turned out a lot worse. I fucked some really ugly women when I was young and drunk. I used to play in a band, and one night we left where we were playing and were so shitfaced we left our instruments, in their cases, over in the weeds, went home and crashed. We woke up and couldn't figure out where all our stuff was. After a while we figured it out, lol. We used to go on "hayrides" with my tractor and hay wagon. We'd drive for miles out in the country, stopping at every bar. We stopped at a mom and pop convenience store once and while some of us were in buying beer, my wife and another girl stole a shitload of charcoal from the front of the place and put it under the hay. So then we go across the road to a bar, where the two women managed to climb up on the roof and stole the bar sign. Another time on a hayride some old farmer was in the bar talking about two lambs he'd just bought and were out in his truck. So my wife stole the lambs and started walking home, which was 6-7 miles away. None of us knew what had happened, or where she had gone. I found out when I got home. That pissed me off a bit. WTF, she could have gotten shot. Oh well, no regrets but I'm glad it's all behind me.
[quote name='"Purp Skurp"']Wtf you shouldn't be able to remember all the stupid things you did[/quote] well you would know if you did them like if your friends told you or something.
[quote name='"Fizzly"']I could write a book. When I was married I pissed in the bedroom closet once, thinking it was the bathroom. I went 135 mph on my motorcycle, drunk out of my mind, at night no less. Before the NAZI DWI laws, we drove around drunk all the time. Once I was coming back from a club with a buddy and I started nodding off at the wheel. I don't know if he was sleeping or not but when my head snapped up I was going right through a closed gas station about 2 feet from the pumps, lol. So I swung back out into the road and didn't miss a beat. That could have turned out a lot worse. I fucked some really ugly women when I was young and drunk. I used to play in a band, and one night we left where we were playing and were so shitfaced we left our instruments, in their cases, over in the weeds, went home and crashed. We woke up and couldn't figure out where all our stuff was. After a while we figured it out, lol. We used to go on "hayrides" with my tractor and hay wagon. We'd drive for miles out in the country, stopping at every bar. We stopped at a mom and pop convenience store once and while some of us were in buying beer, my wife and another girl stole a shitload of charcoal from the front of the place and put it under the hay. So then we go across the road to a bar, where the two women managed to climb up on the roof and stole the bar sign. Another time on a hayride some old farmer was in the bar talking about two lambs he'd just bought and were out in his truck. So my wife stole the lambs and started walking home, which was 6-7 miles away. None of us knew what had happened, or where she had gone. I found out when I got home. That pissed me off a bit. WTF, she could have gotten shot. Oh well, no regrets but I'm glad it's all behind me.[/quote] hahaha all these ads hilarious
I fucked up my mothers car when I was 16 and drunk as fuck, was drinking for approx. 20hours and I hit a beemer and an audi. Driving age is 18 where I live so you can imagine all the problems I've got haha
Working on my truck, overtigtened a bolt and broke it off. Went to take a shit once while drunk, so drunk I had alcohol poisoning. Wife broke the door down and found me passed out, shitting, foaming from the mouth. I had barfed into my pants/shoes. She took my clothes off, cleaned up my multiple bodily fluids, showered me, and then dressed me. I was almost 265lbs at the time so no clue how she did all this. Her brother dragged my dead weight to the couch and when I woke up I didn't drink for years after. Almost kissed a friends girl once while wasted. Was so embarrassed and regretful I called them both and apologized to their faces the next morning. Needless to say, I don't drink much. The stupidest thing I everdid was get hooked on unmentionables while mixing them with alcohol. Quite the addiction I tell ya. Live and learn friends. Peace.
Alcohol doesnt affect my memory at all. I can always remember the stupid shit that I did while drunk. One night I wandered around town wasted as fuck and I humped a bunch of inflatable christmas decorations. Ive done some weird shit while drunk.
tried to superman off the tailgate of a truck, slipped and fell into faceplant, kicked the back of my head and broke my big toenail off and fucked my neck up a tad
Broke up with my ex two nights prior. She calls me two nights later, 7pm and I'm wasted telling me she wants to talk and she's sorry, misses me all this shit. I didn't want to get back together, but thinking with my other head agree to "talk", meet her at a park, after about one sentence we go in her car, I fuck the shit out of her and bail. I would feel bad, but she cheated on me. Fuck her feelings.