So yesterday i was at one of those indian res. smoke shops and they sell pieces at this one. So i buy a piece, total rip off, but i needed one bad. So i go outside with my friends and its like, lets break in this baby. So we had also just bought cigs and were smoking those before we even pack the new piece, one guy from inside, like 18 maybe, comes out with a bat and is like, "outta here or i'll have to fuck you guys up." So my friend walks over to him and is bein all chill and is like "yo, chill we just wanna break in this new--- IS THAT A WIFFLE BALL BAT?? shit dude for real?" The guy was like, "shut up and get out of here!" We laughed our asses off and finished our cigs, took our good time leavin. Fuck that was hilarious.