1. started singing national anthem while making peanut butter sandwiches 2.stared at the green light on a smoke detector for like ages 3.boxed while high everything was kinda slow and didnt really hurt but blew my high fast 4.mouthed words at my teacher after blazing and coming to school 5.had my sister walk in on me when i was just gettin done burnin and i like leaned like all cool like and covered up the weed with my hand i mustve looked retarded tryin to balance and look cool and shit like off the movies how the guy leans and is like wuzzup 6.called my friends and said random shit then call em again later and ask em if i called em earlier 7.started dancin and shit when music comes on and laugh at random shit like cars going by lol i miss the good ole days ever since i got arrested and get piss tested
I used to play this game that i would sit down on my bed and name every object i saw until i couldnt keep up with my eyes or lost concentration. Me- "Chair! Desk! Pencil! Lamp! Door! Rug! Pillow! Cookie!---- oooo cookie i gotta eat that" *forgets game and eats cookies*
lol i know this is off topic but do you know how amazing mcdonalds apple pies taste while blowed their like fucking amazing btw possession charge