Today I smoked out one of my best friends and he was fucking around with a lighter trying to "scare" me with it, and his dumb ass ends up catching my hair on fire. I guess dry hair catches fire fast. Who knew It singed a good amount and was burning there for a while until I realized wtf was going on (I could hear my hair crackling) and patted it out. Ended up burning my ear a bit, making my hair on one side curl up way more then the other, and smelling like discusting shit. Oh yeah and this was after he burnt some hair on my arm... Way to be a fucking buzz kill. Anyway. Anyone else have some idiotic incident story's?
walking outside of a walmart blazed and forgetting where i was parked and then proceeding to call my friends to come help me find it, but then after 20 minutes i spotted it
Either 9th or 10th grade in highschool... End of the day, hallways are filled with people either leaving or about to leave. My long-haired skater friend walked by the group I was with, and another friend jokingly sparked a lighter at the back of his head. He had long greasy hair - think 2003, flanneled/ripped pants and shoes skateboarder - and it went up in flames before anyone even knew what happened. He just walked down the hallway like normal, but with people staring at him in awe. He kept walking, and the friend that lit it patted it out and the guy thought the head-patting was just regular messing around. I talked to him later that night and he said he didn't notice anything was wrong until everyone on his bus said he smelled horrible, and when he touched his head he sloughed off a big chunk of hair/ash. Ahhh, good times...
lmao, thats great. it suck though. get high, cheers! “Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?"
I was smoking in this slide by our local pool so i was at a bit of an angle in a cramped slide. when i tried to light the bowl my hair caught on fire but it wasnt to bad. A bit hard to explain to my mom where the singed hair came from,. hahah
I heard that if you leave liquid laundry detergent open in the room your smoking in then if will take away all the weed smell. Probably would have worked better if i didnt trip over it and spill it everywhere
Yeah man it worked pretty well. More about the fall, I was leaning out my window like with my body on the window still, then after i blew out my hit, I stepped back on the big jug of tide and it crashed over. I just turned around and stared at it for a couple of seconds before i realized what i did. Thank god it was on;y like half full when it spilt
I use to catch my hair on fire with a lighter on 50% of the strikes I made for a damn cigarette. Thank god that stopped. lol I would kick someone's ass if they lit my hair on fire though, or atleast be pissed. Just saying.
lol good storys guys. Burnt hair sucks. I washed my hair today and it still smelled like that discusting smell after i took a shower. Plus it makes your hair do weird stuff... Driving through a corn field huh... how does that happen unless its intentional...
Goddamn, I have a few stupid moments. Less now that I cut down from blazing everyday, problems like looking for the missing lighter and then finding it in my hand no longer happen
Walked through my College cafeteria giggling to my self when i was separated from the people i came with, yeah people stared.
trying to light a bowl with a broken lighter.... for like 5 minutes. and then realizing it wasn't working
I walked in a friend's house that I don't come by often. I was started to see his mom right in the doorway mopping so I have to find an alternative route. She told me I could go down to the basement where my friend was. I took several steps forward and then stepped to the right, into a small closet. I stood there for a while before I realized what was happening. I looked back at his mom, making eye contact, and walked away with NO facial expression. Today I went in to DQ to renew a free 16oz. blizzard coupon. After a good while of reading on the cashier's part, he informed me that I would have to buy another blizzard to get that. I asked for it's price and he told me it was $4 and some cents. I burst out laughing. After I gained my composure, I says, "I ain't got that" and walked out. I doubt anyone reading this will laugh, you really had to be there I guess, or be real high.
last night i got retardedly drunk... today i woke up on my friends floor hugging a towel... he told me that in my state of drunkenness i decieded to go sleding, god my head hurts