whats the most ridiculous reason you and your partner split up or dumped you/them ect..???? ill go first... this girl i knew for 10 years and dated for 1 year, broke up with me because she had a dream ( like while sleeping ) about a cloud with the name ( dylan ) in it.. <<< like the Simpsons intro>>> i thought she was joking at first, but she was for real, she said ( its the family dream, my sister had one about her now husband so it must be true ) so we broke up, i " loved " her, but she quit talking to me about 2 weeks later and i started chasing girls around the same time. i kinda miss the sex more then the girl, ( as dog-like as that can be ) and the night before the dream/breakup we had the most amazing sex i can remember and was really looking forward to our 3 times a day routine the next day hahahaha we had other problems that i tried my best to overcome, she didnt understand the value of a 1$ and she would blow more $$$ on starbucks and deltaco then she would on education/gas/ect. and shed get upset when her parents wanted her to pay for insurance on her truck ( under their plan ) immature stuff like that
Haha there's this girl I know who always talks about her dreams and thinks they matter. She has a boyfriend but one day she wouldn't stop staring at me so I asked what was up and she said she had a dream we were dating and was wondering what to do. I told her I had a dream I fucked her friends sister last night and that ended that. Fuck clouds.
I heard from one of my exs friends she was going to break up with me, over weed. So I called her before we were supposed to chill that night and said we had to break up. Boom goes the dynamite. Never been broken up with.