this might be moved to real life situations or whatever but i thought it might fit here..about 10 minutes ago i got a bunch of free weed after bein dry after a bag of chronic and i smoked about half my free weed and got real high...then i got cottonmouth so i went to my kitchen and poured a tall ass glass of milk and then i busted out the chocolate powder mix and you know how your supposed to mix the powder in with the milk to make choco milk? well i was really high and i scooped up some milk and dumped it into the fuckin chocolate mix (the glass of milk was about the same size of the container of powder)
been there....poured some milk into the sugar cup instead of my coffee cup!! Speaking of that don't you hate it when you go to a restaurant and some mother faulker loosen the lind of the salt shacker or sugar container!!!!
man thats funny as hell when we were younger we used to loosen the salt and sugar around and sometimes we would switch the sugar and salt containers it was funny as hell i was a waitress at the time and when we worked the late shift we would do that especially on a fri nite it was funny as hell to watch the stoners with that shit
aha yeh when i was pretty baked i was making a cup of coffee and i went to put the milk back and i went to put it in the cupboard when it belongs in the fridge, i stopped halfway in motion of doing it and was like what the fuk am i doing...haha
I do that kind of stuff all the time. I'll get something out of the fridge and put it back in a cabinet or something. lol
one time i wen to put a cup back in the dishwasher and instead i took the iced tea carton and put it in the dishwasher then i stopped when i just placed the iced tea on the dishwasher rack and was like "wtf am i doing?"
i woke up in the morning to find the remote control in the refrigerator.... i have no fucking clue....
Hahaha, one time when I was high I thought it would be funny to put dog food in the cereal...yeah, bad idea folks. I was the first one to the cereal the next morning and I started eating it, and I was like, oh god this tastes like shit! Haha, I have also, like butter, have found stuff in weird places. Like one time, I found the orange juice in the microwave, and I found the glass I had used in the refrigerator, haha.
I had a Hell of a time trying to find my cell phone, one afternoon.... Would you believe it..... in the Fridge..... I never would have thought to look there, now it's one of the 1st places that I look!! LOL!!
hahaha i can see this happening.. you were on the couch, decided you're hungry and took the remote with you, then set it down to use both hands to pour yourself a drink.. ?
....you think thats bad I once got so fucked up I packed the wrong end of my vaps whip and 2 seconds after that I picked up (with it in my field of vision) a glass fulla ice and tried to pour it into the pepsi bottle. Just goes to show taking whip after whip full of vapor to the dome really makes you spacey.
meh last weekend i was high in mcdonalds and i spilt my coke all over the floor (knocked into a stool or something when walking) it was so annoying, i just kept apologising to the person who had to clear it up and i felt like such a knob (even though admitidly it was an accident)... ah well..
one time i smoked a bunch when my mom was home and i went out into the kitchen and poured a bowl of cereal. i then pur the cereal in the frigde and the milk on top of the cupboards
When i was workin at taco bell we had timers that would go off and when i had didn't take orders i would be doing the line and i was always so ripped i swear one day we had 5 returns in a row because i would zone out when the timers would go off lol those were the days.