Stunned for life

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Filet Mignon20, Jan 23, 2010.

  1. Well I went downstairs to go grab something to munch on while watching goodfellas and you'll never believe what I see...my mom with an older man on the living room floor. I just walked by like I didn't see anything and went into the bathroom stunned out of my mind. IDK how to react to this at all
     
  2. Wow... I think I woulda said something. Maybe yell "MOM! WHAT THE FUCK!"
     
  3. Ya know what would help?

    A truck full of vodka.
     
  4. You know, the washroom was probably the worst place you could have gone after seeing that....

    Also, what the hell is wrong with your mom? Did she not know you were home or something?
     

  5. I don't really enjoy liquor but 2 xanex bars would work for me. I can't really bitch or say shit because this is her house but...damn at least in your room. Fuck.
     
  6. Hmmmm...may I ask what position?
     
  7. no dudde no ask what postion...fucked up. sorrruy you had to see tha brother, but it's the antural way of life. hope evertghing works out.
     
  8. Man, the position makes all the difference....if I caught my mom in the spider monkey, I wouldn't know what the fuck to do.
     
  9. ^
    A traditional Māori haka, of course. Don't forget the outfit.
     
  10. See if you can join in. Maybe you two can Eiffel tower her? :D :laughing:
     

  11. Now that's hitting below the belt. :p
     
  12. a similar thing happened to me, it was some time in the morning i had just woken up. i go into the house and im walking through the living room and then out of no where my moms boyfriend comes out of her room completely naked, sees me and says 'hello' and i didnt say anything back. i was shocked and i really did not need to see that.
     
  13. you know what always worked for my cousin to get rid of unwanted guests? Poop in the guys' shoe
     
  14. God, I remember how horrifying it was just having to be so close to my parents bedroom when I was a kid...

    I can't imagine walking in on that shit. :p
     
  15. #15 Blutteufel, Jan 23, 2010
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    They say what has been seen cannot be unseen, but maybe if you see something worse, it might erase such a horrid and personal sight. Try opening every door to every room in every old folks home you can find; statistically, you should come across a Lemon Party scenario eventually. It's still better than seeing your own mother and some random geezer goin' at it....
     
  16. sick....lmaooo too funny tho
    yu shud start bringin ova chicks n do da nasty in da livin room while shes home haha
     
  17. hahaha
     
  18. #18 JuicyGoose, Jan 23, 2010
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    Ugh, it's the worst.

    One night i was in my room, up really late, and i heard the bed moving in the room next to me. I wasn't sure at first, but after 10 minutes I knew. I needed a drink really bad so i opened my door really loudly and stomped down the stairs so they knew i was up.

    Then another night i went down to pee really early in the morning and the toilet overflowed when i was done. So, i opened up the back of the toilet and found a condom clogging the hole. It was disgusting and i left it there until morning.

    Last, but not least, one morning i went into my mom's room to watch my cartoons and do what 13 year olds do.... i was laying on my mom's bed when i went to pick up the remote and there was a condom wrapper stuck to my arm.


    We had a talk about them being a tad more discreet.
     
  19. Jesus, what are the chances of finding your dad's rubber glove twice...

    ...I am sorry, truly.
     
  20. lmao rubber glove. thats comedy
     

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