Stuff White People Like

aznno0odles · Dec 31, 2011

its all true.my white friends have spent thousands on single bongs

ADStoker420 · Dec 31, 2011

Hahaha omfg its all so true

I'm half white as well as my gf and its all so accurate lol

pure mich · Dec 31, 2011

Can I write the sequel "what black people like" without getting flamed.... Or shot?
I think not.

Buddha_Man · Jan 2, 2012

madmike420 said:

here is a personal favorite

#40 Apple Products

It is surprising that it took all the way to #40 to call out Apple products. Initially, we were planning for an entire week on Apple products, but that would just be over kill.

Plain and simple, white people don't just like Apple, they love and need Apple to operate.

On the surface, you would ask yourself, how is that white people love a multi-billion dollar company with manufacturing plants in China, mass production, and that contributes to global pollution through the manufacture of consumer electronic devices?

Simple answer: Apple products tell the world you are creative and unique. They are an exclusive product line only used by every white college student, designer, writer, English teacher, and hipster on the planet.

You see, a long time ago Apple's were super popular among layout artists and graphic designers. Then Apple released Final Cut Pro and became the standard for film editors. As a result, lots of creative industries used Apple computers instead of PCs. Eventually, people started making the connection, and all of a sudden all white people need to have a Mac.

When you ask white people about Mac's they will say â€œoh, it's so much better than Windows,â€ â€œit's just easier to use,â€ â€œthey are so cutting edge,â€ and so forth. What's amazing is that white people NEED to meet people who use Windows to justify themselves spending an extra $500 for a pretty looking machine.

It is also important that white people are reminded of their creativity, and remember you need a Mac to creatively check email, creatively check websites, and creatively watch DVDs on planes.

White people also need iPods, iPhones, Apple TV, AirPort Express stations, and anything else that Apple will produce. Because you need to express your uniqueness by purchasing everything that a publicly traded company produces.

Apple products also come with stickers. Some people put them on their computer, some people put them on windows, but to take it to the pinnacle of whiteness, you need to put the Apple sticker in the rear window of your Prius, Jetta, BMW, Subaru 4WD Station Wagon or Audi. You then need to drive to a local coffee shop (Starbucks will do in a pinch) and set up your apple for the world to see. Thankfully, the Apple logo on the back will light up! So even in a dark place, people can see how unique and creative you (and the five other people doing the exact same thing) truly are!

Knowledge of Apple products can be useful in a number of social situations. If you see a white person with a Mac, an easy way to approach them is to say â€œIs that a Powerbook? What OS do you have?â€ They will happily start talking to you, after the requisite five minutes, you can invite them to an
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white people like apple products becuase...they are white

smokinthaherb · Jan 2, 2012

GolgiApparatus said:

in my experience, white people generally like using glass to smoke
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I LOVE glass.

smokinthaherb · Jan 2, 2012

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cng5Rza-gk]Bootcamp - Chubbs Bong Collection - YouTube[/ame]

Chrismittty · Jan 2, 2012

Golf....Zelda....Gravity bongs....Folk music lol.

GanjaGuru92 · Jan 3, 2012

lol at all the white people getting butthurt over some jokes. welcome to the life of a minority bitches.

TheStonedViking · Jan 3, 2012

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WffHQAkk34]mc chris- White Kids Love Hip-Hop - YouTube[/ame]

Everything you need to know about white people, really.

Dado · Jan 3, 2012

anything thats TABOO !

Elem3nt17 · Jan 3, 2012

#125 Bob Marley Â« Stuff White People Like

Haha so true.

aznno0odles said:

its all true.my white friends have spent thousands on single bongs
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Same here. I myself have literally spent thousands of dollars on glass.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/02/24/75-threatening-to-move-to-canada/

I lol'd

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008/05/28/101-being-offended/

Haha

johngrove420 · Jan 3, 2012

I think this whole thread has gotten taken way to seriously lol. the website is a joke and obviously focuses on the stereotypes of white people, that's what makes it funny. Not to mention a good amount of it is true.

noviceGrower420 · Jan 3, 2012

white neighborhoods.

rain dancer · Jan 3, 2012

Lol, what else do white people do?

Apparently I've been slacking on my white tendencies!

reggaemylitis · Jan 4, 2012

just proves white people are better.

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