Stuff that no one believes you

Discussion in 'General' started by Atomic Stoner, Dec 1, 2012.

  1. What have you done or seen that people will not believe you no matter how hard you try to convince them?

    For me, we had an assignment in 4th grade where we had to invent something and I invented a device which was pretty much an e-reader. 10 years later, the nook was introduced! Fuck!!
     
  2. I got in a road rage fit with Kobe Bryant on Pacific Coast Highway in Newport Beach. I don't think people believe me when I tell the story..
     
  3. What did he do?
     
  4. Dad, I did not smoke in my room November 7th 2006.
     
  5. [quote name='"Rebel Eye"']I got in a road rage fit with Kobe Bryant on Pacific Coast Highway in Newport Beach. I don't think people believe me when I tell the story..[/quote]

    It might've been with a man named kobe bryant but it wasn't the kobe bryant
     

  6. Seriously?
     
  7. I saw this old movie on tv one saturday when they used to play old crappy movies at like 1pm on fox and then a year or two later it came out in the theatre and was a big hit..cant remember what it was called for the life of me it was like 10yrs ago but that was was crazy..maybe i was in a parallel universe or somethin
     

  8. He was tailing me hard and I hit the breaks a little hard getting to the stop light. I could see in my rear view him making hand gestures like saying "what?". And his wife was in the passenger kinda looking the other way like she was mad at him. Then I got on the phone with my buddy that I worked with who was behind me a little ways and told him Kobe was behind me. I got in another lane and let him go around me and he glared at me as he went by. He was wearing shades but I know he was glaring...
     
  9. The end is near!!!
     
  10. Nuh uhhhhhh
     
  11. conjunctions, the stoners worst enemy.
     

  12. It's not like his name was on the license plate or his car or anything like that. I just know it was him because it looked like him and his wife and some fatass bling shining on the steering wheel..
     

  13. No, it's just nobody is grading our paper and it's the internet so who gives a fuck about god damn conjunctions..
     
  14. [quote name='"Rebel Eye"']

    It's not like his name was on the license plate or his car or anything like that. I just know it was him because it looked like him and his wife and some fatass bling shining on the steering wheel..[/quote]

    By road rage fight I thought like you got out and was yelling at him and shit like that. This is much more believable.
     
  15. I was golfing with a bro and we finish hole 15 but he has to go, I forget why exactly. I decide to finish the last 4 holes alone. Hole 17 is a par 3 150 yrds. I hit a pretty shitty shot low and lands about 29 yrds before the Green. Of course the golf gods wet on my side and the ball rolls the rest and drops for my first ace.

    Luckily I have good friends and they believer me, or at least say they say they do but I always feel like there is doubt in teir eyes.
     
  16. I gave birth to Jesus Christ but no one believes me :(
     
  17. People never believe me when I tell them how many fights i've been in
     

  18. Who gave you permission to have my son as your avy?
     
  19. I once got so angry that I shoved a remote up my own asshole.
     

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