Study: Staring at breasts increases heart health

it's a good thing this is good for you. if it wasn't, i'd just have to take the negative health results if there's any validity to the study, i guess it would have something to do with making your heart beat enough faster over time which in theory could increase heart health.

 

Must suck dick for gay people, they probably have bad heart health problems.

 

what 250 guys never looked at boobs for 5 years? i doubt they actually followed it

 

ah this is great news, because
i have heart issues.

 

Niceeee now everytime i get caught looking at a chicks boobs i can say i was doing it for my health

 

This study is ridiculous.

 

Moose, years ago I had a girlfriend who was 6'1" and had boobs the late Anna Nicole Smith would have envied. She'd catch a guy looking at her boobs and smack him upside the head with loud "My eyes are up here!"

I finally got her to take it easy on 'em when I told her her boobs were at eye level for most average sized guys. She said,"I never thought about that."

She'd still pop the occassional long gazer upside the head though.

 

Usually I get all up in arms about bad or poorly conducted science, but in this case...I'll let it slide.

Do you think this will go in sexual harassment court? "I'm sorry, your Honor, I was just staring at her huge boobs unrelentingly for 10 minutes straight because I have heart troubles...my doctor recommended it."

 

I like this study.

 

I don't really care what the study says, Imma keep doin' it anyways..

 

TERRIBLE study. I hesitate to even call it a study...