YOU MEAN IM NOT A LOSER!!!!!!!!! IM NOT A LOSER IM NOT A LOSER YEAH WHO LOOK AT ME MOTHERFUKERS, IM NOT A LOSER HAHAHAA
wait a min.. what do you mean it aint real, YOU MEAN IM A LOSER, FUCK YOU, I AINT NO LOSER, I FUKIN HATE YOU, YOU FUKIN ASSHOLE JK
the onion is a satire paper. there's also an article supposedly from the year we landed on the moon with the title: HOLY SHIT! MAN LANDS ON FUCKING MOON!!!!!!! that article is just a joke.
guys lighten up. we know the onion is supposed to be funny. hes obviously being sarcastic, no need to inform him.
if not too big, can someone cut 'n paste the article? can't reach it from where I am.. EDIT never mind i got it from google cache. {reading article, computing insights} well that could be good. This is the FIRST time in the history of DEA that they admint even "normal people" use drugs. it is a step forward. a leap, I'd even say. (arrhhhh the good all days when the dea declared that all marijuana was comming from china...) this also is fucking GIANT LEAP FORWARD. they are aknowledging that it doesn't not lead to hell/breastymen/killing/depandance etc etc.. (i am currently trying to find all the offical declerations of the DEA, i have found some funny ones, the best being the "marijuana makes men grow breast" ___ Dgee I'd shave and take my chances with sensi..) this is really good. isn't it ?.. ... oh .... satire ? ... {grabs his dic} satire n. 1 ridicule, irony, etc., used to expose folly or vice etc. 2 work using this. satirical adj. satirically adv. [Latin satira medley] damn (yes i woz fooled)