Stuck Again!

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Panhead, Nov 4, 2002.

  1. A young man is showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She is thrilled at the car's speed. "If I do 200 mph, will you take off your clothes?," he smirks.

    "Yes!" says his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200 mph, she peels off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skids onto some gravel and flips over. The naked girl is thrown clear, but he remains jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" he cries.

    "But I can't! I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"

    "Take my shoe," he says, "and cover yourself."

    Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl runs down the road and finds a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleads to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"

    Billy-Bob -- the mechanic -- looks at the shoe and says, "There's nothing I can do for you... he's in too far!" :D

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