Strip clubs..exactly what I thought

my experience was fun cuz i was soooo fucked up and this stripper went up 2 me and jus started dancing w/ me then asked me if i wanted my own dance... im a grimey fuck and i was like i only got 10, and she was sooo down... it was str8!

 

dude, strip clubs are waaaayyy over-rated. Unless you get into a really nice one they usually have only so-so women and are filled with old pervy guys. ugh

 

I went to one once with my brother when I first turned 18 and honestly its a waste of money. It was only 2$ to get in but all they do is try to get more of your money. Going to a party is better can actually get something

 

Yea, they're bogus. I'd rather go to a real club and talk to hot girls who aren't after my wallet, well, at least they're not blatently out for my wallet.


Oh wait, I'm broke anwyay....

 

I've only been to a strip club once. Easy way to get rid of $50 in about forty-five minutes.

Fifteen dollar cover charge, one drink minimum (at like $5), $20 for a lap dance and then tips for the dancers...it goes quick. But it was fun. It was before I ever had sex and it was the best thing I'd seen to that point. I even got a t-shirt 'cause I got the lap dance. Still got it, it's nice.

 

when you do hurricane relief work, you end up spending a lot of time at stripclubs, cause you've got a bunch of unmarried, unsavory folks making a good 1500 bucks a week with nothing to spend it on. I am now an expert at paying my cover charge, drinking my 9 dollar bottle of beer, and getting a free lapdance. you learn how to talk to strippers.

I rarely go anymore, almost exclusively for bachelor parties/whenever one of our boys breaks up with girl and feels like shit about it.

 

strip joints suck, thats why you find the massage parlors with the happy endings, my friends brother took me to one in vegas, and i must say she was an insanely hot asian.

 

Ive been like 2-3 times only with other friends and whatever reason somebody always wanted to go in one, anyways there was this dude that we knew that spent some crazy cash, liked didn't care and did it for the fun. he would wanna chill up front with them and he would get up and go get drinks for everyone and run by us and hand us a huge wad of ones to each of us, at least like 50 bucks or so then bought everyone drinks for, workers and the girls. he would then come back by us and and hand us another wad of ones. the girls would come by, you know like the usual the way the do but he had already paid certain girls for private dances and one would come up to me and bring me back and it happened to my other friends, was chill and after it was done, he would yell got enough and just pay her more money to get a second dance, was INSANE. he was older like in his thirties and i think he just loved to hang around with us, he was also a good friend.

that night i was all jacked up and feeling good on E, the experience i had was wonderfull. oh btw this was in the vegas and the girls were all hella fine, one of them i had for a lap dance was flown in and she lived in LA, i was shocked that on holidays and big events they fly over some of the girls.

 

if i wanted to spend money to get teased, i'd just take a girl to dinner.

 

Dude, respcect women, don't all them "bitches"...

 

i'm sure the strippers are offended.

 

hahahaha

 

It's like a lost cause, god damn.....

 

Which is worse, pretending you are above going to a strip club and that you can get that far with hotter girls as you please or actually going to a strip club and enjoying yourself?
 
I ended up at a strip club last night and honestly I think I needed it. I've been in a huge dating slump and let's just say I haven't gotten any in a very long time. I dropped $300 which is by no means baller status but it got me that female attention I needed even if I had to pay for it. It also seems like the girls are getting hotter because of legalization here in Colorado because about half the strippers I talked to had just moved here from other states.

 

I like taking really innocent people and watching them gawk at the women. Its funny as hell. Wouldnt go to get dances or anything. I can get all that for free and at the end I get laid, not going home and masturbating.
 
Also dude that was a hell of a necro.

 

 
Do you mean from a wife or girlfriend? I understand some dudes just have that ability to roll into a bar/club and get laid but that is such a tiny percentage...

 

I suppose I'm in the minority

 

theres tons of tits and pussy on the internet for free. if i ever feel like throwing money away, i'll go gamble instead where atleast there I stand to win some of that money back.

 

 
there's free tits and pussy IRL too!