it's that time of the year haha which is... well... 364 days out of the year! i dont know about the wierdest place i busted one, maybe the school bathroom when my (of course now ex) girlfriend teased the shit out of me all mornin. other than that i fucked my buddy's sister on an inflatable moon jump thing haha
When I was 16 in high school I had a class that’s called a realese during first period and basically it’s not really a class it a free period. Well I had a art teacher and took all of his art classes and I didn’t have room for a official art class of his. So I decided to go to his class room and just work in art in there with him. Well he didn’t have a class then it was like a period to prepare or other classes. And during this period he would always leave for a long time like to go to the office or something. When he would leave I would jerk off in his classroom. Like he would leave almost every day and so I’d jerk off cuz I liked the rush of excitement. I made it a goal to cum on every table in there and I did I even came on his desk. Man I getting horny thinking of this
1.Mother in laws bedroom with her panties on my head, watching a homemade porno staring her. 2.Vice presidents office one night framed pic of his wife on bosses desk. CROWN ME BITCHES!!!!
My most crazy was probably at a music festival. I was already hanging out topless and quite drunk. Got talked into touching myself in a lawn chair while some guys watched me
Hahaha dawg don't judge me for this... but I once went hard on the floor of this movie I was watching! A friend bailed the sesh so I went and saw Guardians of the Galaxy 2 I think, and about 8 cones deep so I was just on autopilot I don't want what tf I was thinking hahaha but yeah hopefully that answers your question
Once I was on an airplane In first class and one of the lady's that push the drink cart woke me up to ask if I wanted a drink by rubbing (I swear to this day it was in a sexual way) on my thigh and whispering in my ear. When I opened my eyes I saw she was a GORGEOUS busty blonde. I then couldn't take it, being a young teen and pulled my out under the thin blankets they give you and went to town as discreetly as I could. Ahhhh, the shit you do as a young horny teenage boy. Sent from my Z799VL using Grasscity Forum mobile app
You're all bumping a 9 year old thread about beating your meat? Apart from @Partyboobs because she has a poontang..
My driveway and blew my load off the enbankment leading down to my fire road. In an abandoned cabin above my ranch In a 2015 Chevy Silverado out of frustration on some dirt road Back of my Nissan Titan during the Detwiler fire at Lone Sequoia campground, while drinking a 40 oz Budweiser picked up in Oakhurst It's pretty hard to jack off in a truck with a bedliner. But you know...there was probably a 99% chance of my ranch burning down that night...might as well get drunk watch the stars and rub one out Sent from my Moto Z (2) using Grasscity Forum mobile app
When I was driving my car I asked my girlfriend to suck my cocktail and she sucked me off the whole journey Sent from my SM-G900FD using Grasscity Forum mobile app
In the bathroom stall at work. In the crane I run at work. I spend a lot of time in that fucking place. I'm more concerned with these people whacking off at parks and shit. What the fuck? I mean, there's most likely something wrong with your brain if you think that's ok.
At the jail in Calgary about 1980. The wife was doing 6 months in there around Xmas time and during a visit when there was no one else there and we talked on phones thru a plexiglass window she was showing me her pussy and wanted to see Mr. Happy while she rubbed one out quick. I couldn't help but join in and blew a huge load all up the front of the glass and had to wipe it down quick with the vest I was wearing but had taken off with my parka as it was so warm in there. Still smile when I think of that one. We joined the mile high club on a flight out to Vancouver, back of the Greyhound, gazebo in the local park, bj under the table in a restaurant etc etc. She loved dangerous sex. We almost made 2 years and to this day never got divorced. I'm a happily married man. Haven't seen my wife in almost 40 years.