Strangest place you've masturbated

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by ehleminator69, Mar 18, 2009.

  1. I think you mean flogging the dolphin.;)
     
  2. beat off in a book store

    beat off in class (in like 7th grade)

    beat off in the movie theater

    lol, probably more but i dont remember
     
  3. It's the economy.
     
  4. LMAO! I'm not going to comment, but just wanted to bust up into this "mostly male" thread...I ain't scared! LOL~!
     
  5. Holy cra&! I was just thinking the same thing!
     
  6. I just laughed really fucking hard at that.
     
  7. Dayem, my state of mind is showing! LOL! HTF did I end up on this thread?
     

  8. lol, nice. and props to Bliss gotta do what you gotta do, hehe.

    best ive done is at work upstairs in the storage room with a grease rag that im sure got recycled,lol. boredom!
     
  9. Some places that i have done it in was:
    In a car in a shopping center parking lot while my mom was getting a frame for a picture.
    I had attempted 1 in my art class in high school.
    Going down 80 mph on a highway.
    On a School 5 day 4 night field trip with 3 of my freinds sleeping in a cabin. Only 2 beds in that cabin, two people slept on the floor. twice on that trip.
    In the bathroom while my parents were waiting on me to go to a sporting event.
    In a Hot tub while it was snowing at the cabin my family owns
     

  10. Please tell me you had a raw steak and a plastic bag with olive oil?

    This will just confuse most of you who read it sorry
     

  11. what is that a makeshift fuck-doll,rofl? :D
     
  12. i'll one-up you. i did the deed in a church confessional....while confessing (although i didn't confess to that). the whole time i expected either the hand of god to strike me dead, or a lightening bolt or some shit. fuck for all i know, the preist on the other side saw what i was doing and did the same to himself.
     
  13. Did he ask why your voice was so shaky? LMAO!
     

  14. Hahaha I know what you're referring to. :laughing:
     
  15. i was REALLY drunk and stoned and horny (especially horny) and found a bush in the park at midnight

    i'm just happy i was able to remember to lean over when the time "came" lol
     

  16. shoulda just joined in


    Uh....:hide:

    Watching each other jerk off into a cereal bowl is pretty homo.

    The only way I'd jerk off with a bunch of other dudes jerking off at the same time is if there was a female receptacle for our entertainment.
     
  17. #97 sk804, Apr 6, 2009
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    your grandmothers life support mouth peice
     
  18. In my car driving down a city street.
     
  19. In your mom's mouth...mmm tastes like ranch dressing! :p
     
  20. when i was like 12 or 13 on vacation in mexico with my parents, i jacked off in the back of this van they rented while my parents were in the front driving.. don't judge me.

    One time i jacked off in my friends room while he was playing video games like 3 feet away because i was browsing all this weird ass porn on his computer. once again don't judge me

    there was another really fucking weird one i ended up regretting later, but i can't remember it at the moment.
     

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