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Strange things that ALWAYS happen after smoking..

Discussion in 'General' started by jfresh420, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. with me,..its sneezing. I dont know what it is but seems like the last few years when ever i smoke Weed i sneeze TWO times..never one time,never 3 times its always twice..doesnt matter how i injest it.vape,bong,joint,blunt,bowl..u name it...does any one have another abnormality like this or does any have a solution to this?:eek:
     
  2. i exhale out my nose, get me higher :) but my nose starts running and getting all gross /: so im always wiping it on my arm.
     
  3. Get a tissue, come on :p
     
  4. I always piss my pants 5 minutes after smoking.
     
  5. I always get high after smoking.
     
  6. my leg or ass muscles twitch
     

  7. I thought i was the only one....



    lol jk
     
  8. when im high, anything out of eye sight is lost, so i look for them but cant find them and im like "ok its either go get a tissue..or smoke bongs..hmm." lol piss your pants :) okay...maybe get a toilet...
     
  9. Dude, me too. I think I might have a underlying medical condition because it feels like I'm numb after I smoke a joint? :confused:
     
  10. But does it go away after awhile? If it does, then you're fine...

    But if it doesn't, you should smoke in smaller puffs. Don't inhale so much all at once.
     
  11. I feel numb for like an hour and then I have a really strong urge to eat 10 cheese burgers. Should I go see a doctor? :confused:
     
  12. Go see a doctor? What for?

    Go to your local burger joint instead. But TEN is too much.

    Cut down the dose by half, but make it double.

    5 double cheese burgers instead of 10 cheese burgers.

    You copy?
     
  13. Fuck man, what about fries? I think my bud was laced, I can't see straight. I think I'm going to puke. :eek: I'm going to turn my self into the cops!
     
  14. After smokin I turn into a bear. EVERY DAMN TIME!
     
  15. Please DON'T do that man.

    I mean puke. Don't puke.

    Try ice cream sundae. Without the cholocate or any other topping. Just the ice cream. That should stop you from puking.

    About turning yourself into the cops, it's your life man.

    :D
     
  16. A bear?

    Like, what kind of bear, man?

    Polar bear... grizzly bear... teddy bear...

    A panda?
     
  17. Whichever kind is best.
     
  18. The best?

    I don't know man... The grizzly bear is a bit tough to chew on... and the polar bear is a bit hard to catch... you know what I mean?

    And I can't digest Teddy bears...

    I never tried Pandas but I hear it's a delicacy.
     
  19. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
     
  20. Me too! I FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT!

    People are always like "Dude, you okay?" and I'm like "Fuck yeah" even though my legs are violently shaking.

    Only happens when we're like 2 or more blunts deep though

    Michael!
     

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