Story Time(join along)

Discussion in 'The Artist's Corner' started by Sovereign Psyche, Dec 3, 2009.

  1. i figured this thread may do better in the art section, since the people in the general section kept steering the story towards sex/porn

    rule: you must end in the middle of a sentence; and you may only have one sentence(not including the one that you will finish, ill start with two)

    Two large boulders stood directly in their path. The three young explorers knew that if they applied the laws of
     
  2. bullshit they could use the force to move the boulder out of the way. after taking 6 acid hits....
     
  3. ... the effects started to crawl up their spine as they looked over the deserted ravine. That's when bigfoot...
     
  4. jumped out and beef jerkey slapped some bitches. but all the sudden
     
  5. a brigade of 14 asian hookers used their oversized clitorises in order to suffocate.....
     
  6. one of the young explorers, leaving two. The other two...
     
  7. Quickly ran towards the nearest dispensary to smoke away the recent loss.
    As soon as they got home, and began to load the pipe...
     
  8. ...they started realizing how strong the acid they took was. A feeling of overwhelming fear enveloped them as they frantically...
     
  9. began to shoot up heroin. Now they were....
     
  10. ...absolutely out of their freakin minds! They decided to...
     
  11. roll a pure cannibus cigar in commemoration of their fallen comrade. Halfway through smoking it however,
     
  12. A mist rose throughout the room and the ghost of their dead friend appeared, using the cannabis smoke as a conduit. And the cannaghost said...
     
  13. "I was smutten by 14 asian hookers, and all you, my best friends, did was stare at their over-sized but glorious clitoris's. I have returned because I have a wondrous, yet very dangerous...
     
  14. strain of weed that jesus gave me. make sure that you...
     
  15. smoke it all to the dome or you will die. this confused them but they decided to start rolling another blunt when....
     
  16. Jesus himself descended amidst the clouds, blunt in hand, gracefully landing in front of them, saying, "puff, puff, pass my friends." The Lord then said unto them:
     
  17. “No one lights a lamp and puts it in a place where it will be hidden, or under a bowl, instead he puts it on its stand, so that those who come in may see the light.”

    Upon hearing this, the heroin tripped out high duo
     
  18. jumped god and whupped his ass. they thought he was frosty the snowman ....
     
  19. who had done naughty things to them in the past. After realizing their mistake they
     
  20. Decided to smoke a blunt and re-evaluate what the fuck they are exploring, so the explorers come to the conclusion that....
     

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