Ok so once upon a time i was higher than a fucking giraffe on pluto and then my amazing brain was like "hey dude order a pizza".. well it was either my brain or my belly but anyways, i order a pizza and the pizza guy gets here and he looks STONED AS I WAS. i answer and say "hello. i believe you are the pizza man" and then i paused and thought "oh my god did i really just say that? hahahah" and then he said "oh my god..are you high?" and i said "ummmm. yessss. wbu?" and hes like "yep.. want free cheese sticks? the last house never ordered any and they cant go to waste" and i was like "YES!!!." and then he said that i was the last house of his shift and i was like "u wanna take some bong hits?" and he said yes and we got high as fuck and ate a pizza together and took bong hits and now we are best friends. The end.
When i'm smoking with some buddies and we order pizza I always wonder sometimes about asking if he wants a hit lol
I deliver pizza and i stay stoned all day while driving thanks to my dugout. I usually offer free shit when i can lol.