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story generator fun!!

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by namron_420s, Aug 28, 2002.

  1. #1 namron_420s, Aug 28, 2002
    Love Story
    One smoked out summer day at Butt Fuck Egypt you see the most morbid creature you have ever seen. Their name is RMJL , and every move she makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend NuBBiN and say, "Wow, that has to be the most erotic body I have ever seen." Suddenly, she looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! she says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so grody , and was wondering if you'd like to go to Gay Bob's Dildo Emporium with me and smoke a bowl ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS! " and go with them. When you finally get to Gay Bob's Dildo Emporium , she moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a big fucking rock hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.
     
  2. #2 Switch, Aug 28, 2002
    ROTFLMFAO- YOU BIG STONER!
     
  3. #3 namron_420s, Aug 28, 2002
    yeah...well...what can ya do?....lol...first bowl in two weeks..had to do somethin :D
     
  4. #4 420girlie, Aug 29, 2002
    The note says look up bitch and there you see 420girlie standing over you with a nice hot plate of perfect blueberry pancakes.
     
  5. #5 namron_420s, Aug 29, 2002
    youd do that fer me?!
     
  6. #6 Reefer_Cat, Aug 29, 2002
    that read like a ad libs story.
     
  7. #7 namron_420s, Aug 29, 2002
    thats what it were.
     
  8. #8 420girlie, Sep 1, 2002

    Anytime *lol* P.s. I make a mean grilled cheese too ;)
     
  9. #9 namron_420s, Sep 1, 2002
    so i hear....i like cheese toast..mmmm....
     
  10. #10 420girlie, Sep 1, 2002
    I love toast in general. Seriously, thank God for toast I would have starved many nights in the ghetto if it weren't for toast.
     
  11. #11 namron_420s, Sep 2, 2002
    charred water is good too
     
  12. #12 RMJL, Sep 2, 2002
    (continued...)



    After eatiing 420girlie's blueberry pancakes that were laced with psychedelics. You slip back into your dream...

    ...the story is now told by another...


    RMJL knows that the hole in the back of his head has got to be plugged to avoid brain leakage, so she steals a short fat dildo from Bob's to shove in the base of his head. Although, no one was supposed to see, RMJL watched NuBBiN chew some of his brain that he had taken before she could plug the hole. To her surprise, the whole act was quite a turn on. See, NuBBiN is who bashed his head with the rock. He had found out their plans to smoke bowls in Butt Fuck Egypt without him and he became a monster. When NubbiN's mind began to alter, he and RMJL had to cuff NuBB's to his own hog-tied midget.

    RMJL asked him if was serious about smoking bowls or not and he loudly said with a goofy grin "FUCK ME IN THE GOAT ASS!" So, the two of them saddled up NuBBiN and the hog-tied midget, kissed passionately again and rode off looking for an oasis but instead found the abyss. He began to freak out so she had to turn his dildo on to calm him down....but his brains started to leak out from the vibrations and NuBBiN seemed viciously hungry...his hunger turned her on...she had no idea what to do...




    ...what should she do? Should she feed his brains to NuBBiN for the erotic pleasure or turn the dildo off?...
     
  13. #13 namron_420s, Sep 2, 2002
    i think you should change that horrifying story.......im gonna dream about leaking brains now :(.........and short fat dildonics.
     
  14. #14 420girlie, Sep 2, 2002
    Shouldn't you be used to that by now? ;)
     

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